Grading All The Contestants That Were On “Bachelor In Paradise”
Bachelor In Paradise ended in late November, and thank god it did. I’ll say it, 16 episodes is far too much. But with the mission ended and plenty of drama […]
The Bachelor – Finale Recap (Do We Deserve A Happy Ending?)
THOUGHTS AFTER WEEK TEN Jesse Palmer did his best to tell everyone that this is the rose ceremony from hell. As cheesy and over-the-top as the description might be…it is […]
The Bachelor – Week Nine Recap & Power Rankings…Prepping For Finale
THOUGHTS AFTER WEEK NINE I am not going to spend a lot of time on the women tell-all because it is a disastrous episode of TV. Here are just my […]
The Bachelor – Episode Eight Recap & Power Rankings
Hometowns really cranked up the emotions this year! There were plenty of tears and plenty of storylines to follow. There were movie references and there were delightful bits of contestant’s […]
The Bachelor – Episode Seven Recap & Power Rankings
Clayton suddenly grew a pair of balls, huh? THOUGHTS AFTER WEEK SEVEN Five people get sent home this episode. Five people. A genuinely shocking about of people. Talking about dwindling […]
The Bachelor – Episode Six Recap & Power Rankings
Back on track and back on schedule. Most importantly…THE BITCH IS GONE!!! THOUGHTS AFTER WEEK SIX A shit ton happened in this episode. An absolute shit ton. So we are […]
The Bachelor – Episode Five Recap & Power Rankings
If I hear the word shrimp one more time I am going to die. THOUGHTS AFTER WEEK FIVE Emma and I are a week late so we are just going […]
The Bachelor – Episode Four Recap & Power Rankings
If I hear the word shrimp one more time I am going to die. THOUGHTS AFTER WEEK FOUR Starting off with rose ceremony Clayton interrupting the arguing is very funny. […]
The Bachelor – Episode Three Recap & Power Rankings
We had a week off, so now let’s dive back into the pool of chaos that is this show. THOUGHTS AFTER WEEK THREE We are starting this episode off with […]
The Bachelor – Episode Two Recap & Power Rankings
Here it is. Time to get back to my stream of consciousness listing making brain dumping recaps of each Bachelor episode. Let’s get to it. THOUGHTS AFTER WEEK TWO Alright, […]
The Bachelor – Season Premiere Recap & Power Rankings
Here it is. Time to get back to my stream of consciousness listing making brain dumping recaps of each Bachelor episode. Let’s get to it. THOUGHTS AFTER WEEK ONE Clayton’s […]
The Bachelorette Finale – Stream Of Consciousness (12/24/21)
Taysha has the Co-Co. That is a tough break for her when the most eyes would have been on her for the finale. Becka (spelling) and Thomas, along with Serena […]
Bachelorette Finale: Are We Sure This Is A Happy Ending? (8/9/21)
So the season has come to a close. Katie Thurston has found love, and it is not what anybody expected. Her and Blake Moynes got engaged during last night’s finale […]
The Bachelor Contestants Power Rankings (2/23/21)
In the middle of writing this recap, the Dallas Maverick and Luka Dončić ripped my soul out as a Celtics fan. I am currently dead writing this. Hometown dates are […]
The Bachelor Contestants Power Rankings (2/16/21)
The thinning of the herd! Matt James took out his weed whacker and got rid of the weeds. Now some of these weeds are gross and venomous to the world […]
The Bachelor Contestants Power Rankings (2/9/21)
Let’s pour one out for my favorite. The moral compass of the season. Katie, you were the soul this show needed. I literally PREDICTED that she’d get sent home on […]
Stanko's Stance 