“The Bachelor” Week Finale Reaction | We All Knew Where This Was Going
he big mess we love so much. This finale had a ton of juice, and it had a ton of girl power. And not like the preachy girl power like […]
“The Bachelor” Week Nine Reaction | NO SEX! Until There Was Sex.
BEFORE THE DATES Why does Zach insist on calling it that? That just makes it all a bit more awkward than it already is. People know what is happening, no […]
“The Bachelor” Week Eight Reaction | Hometowns, Hometowns, Hometowns
GABI’S HOMETOWN We start in Vermont! Looks like we are going to be starting North and getting more south as we go. SAY WHAT? This is worst than me putting […]
“The Bachelor” Week Seven Reaction | The Weeds Have Been Widdled Out
THE START So now we are in Budapest, Hungary. This is a beautiful place and the epitome of romance…according to Zach. Because every single place is that they go to. […]
“The Bachelor” Week Six Reaction | If The Shoe Fits, Lace That Bitch Up
THE START Folks we are in Estonia in a place called Tallinn, which fun fact is the capital of Estonia. All of the ladies are excited to be around the […]
“The Bachelor” Week Five Reaction | Wow, Well That Was Something We Haven’t Seen Before
Life got in the way again so I am not doing a full summary of the episode. Though I will say that I think it was a good episode and […]
“The Bachelor” Week Four Reaction | Wow, Someone Is Here For The Followers. Who Knew?
THE START The girls all got really excited about that heading to this paradise haven. It is not that crazy exotic though. How many people do we think have been […]
“The Bachelor” Week Three Reaction | Christina With A Massive Fall From Grace
NO RECAP THIS WEEK I am not going to do a full episode recap for episode three because I am a week behind. I have to work Super Bowl week […]
“The Bachelor” Week Two Reaction | Is Brianna Actually Just A Bad Bitch?
THE START There is a ton of girl power energy to start off episode two. There are plenty of happy people posing for shots looking over porches, in tubs, and […]
“The Bachelor” Week One Reaction | Let The Making Out & Drama Begin
HELLO THERE, ZACH Here we are. We are back. How excited am I for The Bachelor? If I am in the trust tree, I am honest enough to admit I […]
“The Bachelorette” Finale | It’s Late, But Here Are My Quick Takes
Alright, I am very late with The Bachelorette finale, but here we are. I just want to type of my really quick thoughts on the two night, five hour finale […]
“The Bachelorette”: Live Finale (Part One) Reaction
These men are in a no win situation. There is no right answer with the way this show is set up. The Bachelorette and The Bachelor need to adjust to […]
“The Bachelorette”: Fantasy Suites Recap & Power Rankings
Yes I know that this is very late. Yes I know the first of the two-part finale airs tomorrow.But here is the thing, life gets in the way. When this […]
“The Bachelorette”: Episode Seven Recap & Power Rankings
Hometowns. I always enjoy hometowns because it is a very structured episode. We know what we are getting, we know where we are going, and we know how the events […]
“The Bachelorette”: Episode Six Recap & Power Rankings
Holy shit balls. This episode starts out with absolute heartbreak. Episode six of Rachel and Gabby’s journey has lots of peaks and valleys. There are warranted tears, terrible awkward dates, […]
“The Bachelorette”: Episode Five Recap & Power Rankings
This recap is really late, so it is going to be brief. Life got in the way and my girlfriend and I only got to the episode last night. It […]
