Sylvester Stallone Still Tries To Be The Hero In “Samaritan”
“A young boy learns that a superhero who was thought to have gone missing after an epic battle twenty years ago may in fact still be around.” Director: Julius AveryWriter: […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 6) – An Experiment In Team Camaraderie
So the control room parlay. The rules are simple. If you have no gambled before, it is fun. It is what Barstool built its gambling streams off of. The Control […]
The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 6 Recap
Standings Notable Week 6 Nuggets Points Scored Compared To Projected Through Week Six Week Six Matchup Recap Keke, Coutee Luv Me (91.2) defeats Country Roads Take Mahomes (86.02) This is […]
2022-23 NBA Season Predictions
The NBA season starts tomorrow! Let’s take a stab at the over/under win totals. Why not toss in some random and relatively uneducated postseason and award predictions. Odds/Numbers courtesy of […]
“Dante’s Peak” | Pierce Brosnan Plays James Bond Without A Gun And In Rural America
“A volcanologist arrives at a countryside town recently named the second-most desirable place to live in America, and discovers that the long-dormant volcano, Dante’s Peak, may wake up at any […]
The 95th Academy Awards – Stanko’s Version (Version 12.0)
Now that we have moved past the 94th Annual Academy Awards, let’s look forward to 95th rendition of the awards in 2023! Throughout the course of the year I am […]
“Vengeance” | B.J. Novak Delivers In First Cinematic Directing/Writing Effort
“A writer from New York City attempts to solve the murder of a girl he hooked up with and travels down south to investigate the circumstances of her death and […]
The Control Room Parlay: Week 6
Week six is here! Here is the Control Room Parlay for week six! Speaking strictly for myself, I need to get back on the Mario Kart zoom-zoom boost path. Lock […]
Jinxes Are Real. I Lost In “Baseball 9”.
Jinxes are so real. They are beyond real. I swear to you. The day after I wrote about how I never lost in Baseball 9,I fucking lost. I reached the […]
“Hellraiser” Trailer Reaction | I Just Watched The Original So Let’s Take On The Reimagining
“A take on Clive Barker’s 1987 horror classic where a young woman struggling with addiction comes into possession of an ancient puzzle box, unaware that its purpose is to summon […]
The Phone Game “Baseball 9” Is Ruining My Life But I Can’t Stop Playing It Because I Refuse To Lose
How many of you have heard of the game Baseball 9? It is a game that one can harmlessly download from their respective app store, but little does one know […]
NFL Week 6 Picks
WEEK 5 RECAP Straight Up: 9-7 (56.25%)Against The Spread:11-4-1 (71.88%)Over/Under: 10-6 (62.5%)Mortal Locks: 0-1 (0%) | Miami (-3.0) vs. New York Jets ODDS AS OF WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 12th (6:11 PM) […]
“Lolita” | Stanley Kubrick’s Male Unravelling Is Ahead Of Its Time
“A middle-aged college professor becomes infatuated with a fourteen-year-old nymphet.” Director: Stanley KubrickWriters: Vladimir Nabokov, Stanley Kubrick, James B. HarrisStaring: James Mason, Shelley Winters, Sue Lyon, Peter SellersRating: NRRelease Date: […]
The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 5 Recap
Standings Notable Week 5 Nuggets Points Scored Compared To Projected Through Week FIVE Week 5 Matchup Recap Ooooo Jeudy James Jeudy (152.28) defeats Hotel, Motel, Golladay Inn (105.78) Tough day […]
The Control Room Parlay – An Experiment In Team Camaraderie
I work in the control room of Barstool Sports. It is the place in headquarters that gets passed over during every tour with a quick phrase of “That’s the control […]
“Shotgun Wedding” Trailer Reaction
“A couple’s extravagant destination wedding is hijacked by criminals. In the process of saving their families, they rediscover why they fell in love in the first place.” Director: Jason MooreWriter: […]
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