The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 8) – I Fucked Up. I Fucked It Up.
I fucked up. I fucked up bad. The Control Room parlay went 5-1 this week. I was the only loss. And I was not even fucking close. I had Las […]
Reflection On “The Big Picture” Horror Movie Movie Draft
I am very excited to react to this draft. I love horror movies. I have seen a bunch of horror movies. I am not limited to a single year where […]
The 95th Academy Awards – Stanko’s Version (Version 13.0)
Now that we have moved past the 94th Annual Academy Awards, let’s look forward to 95th rendition of the awards in 2023! Throughout the course of the year I am […]
The Control Room Parlay: Week 8
Week eight is here! Here is the Control Room Parlay for week eight! Lock it in. This is the winner. All we need is one. All odds courtesy of the […]
“Pitch Perfect” Has One Of The Best Endings In Movie History
Am I talking hyperbole? No, I am not. Pitch Perfect (2012) is a very fun movie and it has ZERO rights to pull the emotional punches it does with its […]
NFL Week 8 Picks
WEEK 7 RECAP Straight Up: 7-7 (50.0%)Against The Spread: 5-9 (35.7%)Over/Under: 6-8 (42.9%)Mortal Locks: 1-0 (100%) | Tennessee Titans (-2.5) vs. Indianapolis Colts ODDS AS OF WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 26TH (11:06 […]
Ranking The “Jurassic Park” Franchise Movies
From worst…to first. No. 6 Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018) What a fucking awful movie. What a truly reprehensible film. God, this piece of cinematic work was garbage. Can you […]
The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 7 Recap
Standings Notable Week 7 Nuggets Average Team Totals Per Week Points Scored Compared To Projected Through Week Six Week Seven Matchup Recaps The Bourne Supremacy (111.3) defeats Ooooo Jeudy James […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 7) – An Experiment In Team Camaraderie
So the control room parlay. The rules are simple. If you have no gambled before, it is fun. It is what Barstool built its gambling streams off of. The Control […]
Love James Bond? Love Movies? Love Musical Scores? You’ll Love “The Sound Of 007”.
“Follows the remarkable history of six decades of James Bond music, going behind the lens into one of the greatest movie franchise and the iconic 007 theme song.” Director: Mat […]
“The Lost City” | Exactly What One Expects. Slop It Up And Embrace It.
“A reclusive romance novelist on a book tour with her cover model gets swept up in a kidnapping attempt that lands them both in a cutthroat jungle adventure.” Director: Adam […]
The Control Room Parlay: Week 7
Week six is here! Here is the Control Room Parlay for week six! Speaking strictly for myself, I need to get back on the Mario Kart zoom-zoom boost path. Lock […]
“Hellraiser” | A Gory, Haunting And Scarringly Memorable Experience With Practical Effects Galore
“A woman discovers the newly resurrected, partially formed, body of her brother-in-law. She starts killing for him to revitalize his body so he can escape the demonic beings that are […]
My GUT First Day Rankings Of Taylor Swift’s ‘Midnights (3am Edition)’ Songs
This is just after one of listening all day long. I mean, by the time I am posting this, I also just proposed to my girlfriend so what better way […]
Didn’t Think “Jurassic World Dominion” Could Be As Bad As It’s Predecessor, But Somehow It Manages To Be Just As Unbearable
“Four years after the destruction of Isla Nublar, Biosyn operatives attempt to track down Maisie Lockwood, while Dr Ellie Sattler investigates a genetically engineered swarm of giant insects.” Director: Colin […]
NFL Week 7 Picks
WEEK 6 RECAP Straight Up: 7-7 (50.00%)Against The Spread: 5-9 (35.71%)Over/Under: 5-9 (35.71%)Mortal Locks: 0-1 (0%) | Arizona (-2.5) vs. Seattle Seahawks ODDS AS OF WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 19th (8:53 AM) […]
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