The Expendables; All Women Edition
In 2010 Sylvester Stallone got together a bunch of action heroes and made a movie called The Expendables. The movie pokes fun at the lovable action movie franchise tropes and […]
“The Woman King” Sits On Elevated Tier Of Netflix Action Productions
“A historical epic inspired by true events that took place in The Kingdom of Dahomey, one of the most powerful states of Africa in the 18th and 19th centuries.” Director: […]
Five Ideas For (The Not Necessary) John Wick: Chapter 5
If you have no seen John Wick: Chapter 4, or any of the John Wick movies, then please press the back button on whatever device you have and return once […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Four (April 24 – April 30)
Is my team bad? I am coming to grips with the fact that it might need a tune up. My team lost a lot of pop when ONiel Cruz went […]
“John Wick: Chapter 4” TKOs Its Audience With Action Splendor
“John Wick uncovers a path to defeating The High Table. But before he can earn his freedom, Wick must face off against a new enemy with powerful alliances across the […]
Stanko Golfing: Rain Soaked Oak Hills.
Hello again old friend. Hello again Oak Hills Golf Course. Early last week I made a reservation to golf this past Sunday morning. The forecast at that time said that […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Three (Apr. 17 – Apr. 23)
BREAKING NEWS! Before I get to the rest of the week, at the time of writing this, there is an accepted trade in the league. Team Bangarang Rufio (Eric) has […]
Love Languages Quiz | Who Is Jonathan Stanko?
When you are slightly tipsy on vacation, you take a love language quiz. Everyone does, don’t they? Emma and I were talking with our friends in Florida and the topic […]
All Checked In To “The Continental”
“The Continental is a chain of hotels located all around the world that function as a neutral territory for members of the criminal underworld. They are frequented by many hitmen […]
Screw You Chief, Southbury Fucking Rocks
A couple days ago, Barstool Chief had the following take on Dog Walk. The Dog Walk on Twitter: “What did Connecticut do to you? @BarstoolChief https://t.co/xI64wOJdlO” / Twitter The TLDR […]
The Mandalorian Chapter 21 (S3E5) Reaction | The Pirate
We start off the episode with flashbacks to episode one with Vane and Gordian Shard; the henchman Pirate and his leader. Also Din Djarin is talking to Paz Vizsla during […]
“Anthropoid” Starts Out Strong And Continues Momentum
“Based on the extraordinary true story of Operation Anthropoid, the WWII mission to assassinate SS General Reinhard Heydrich, the main architect behind the Final Solution and the Reich’s third in […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Two (Apr. 10 – Apr. 16)
I would like to say that having your two mainstays at shortstop for the year getting hurt in the same week at the start of the 2023 season is NOT […]
“Italian Studies” Passes Without Flying Colors
“A writer loses her memory. Adrift in NYC, she connects with a group of teenagers – in conversations both real and imagined – and searches for a way home.” Director: […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week One (Mar. 30 – Apr. 9)
I am in a fantasy baseball league with my cousins and many of his friends. To these people I am not known as Stanko. I am known as Cousin John. […]
The Mandalorian Chapter 20 (S3E4) Reaction | The Foundling
The flashback prior to the episode beginning basically retells the important parts from chapter 19. We say Din Djarin and Bo-Katan get cleansed in the living waters of the mines […]
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