Jinxes Are Real. I Lost In “Baseball 9”.
Jinxes are so real. They are beyond real. I swear to you. The day after I wrote about how I never lost in Baseball 9,I fucking lost. I reached the […]
“Hellraiser” Trailer Reaction | I Just Watched The Original So Let’s Take On The Reimagining
“A take on Clive Barker’s 1987 horror classic where a young woman struggling with addiction comes into possession of an ancient puzzle box, unaware that its purpose is to summon […]
The Phone Game “Baseball 9” Is Ruining My Life But I Can’t Stop Playing It Because I Refuse To Lose
How many of you have heard of the game Baseball 9? It is a game that one can harmlessly download from their respective app store, but little does one know […]
NFL Week 6 Picks
WEEK 5 RECAP Straight Up: 9-7 (56.25%)Against The Spread:11-4-1 (71.88%)Over/Under: 10-6 (62.5%)Mortal Locks: 0-1 (0%) | Miami (-3.0) vs. New York Jets ODDS AS OF WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 12th (6:11 PM) […]
“Lolita” | Stanley Kubrick’s Male Unravelling Is Ahead Of Its Time
“A middle-aged college professor becomes infatuated with a fourteen-year-old nymphet.” Director: Stanley KubrickWriters: Vladimir Nabokov, Stanley Kubrick, James B. HarrisStaring: James Mason, Shelley Winters, Sue Lyon, Peter SellersRating: NRRelease Date: […]
The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 5 Recap
Standings Notable Week 5 Nuggets Points Scored Compared To Projected Through Week FIVE Week 5 Matchup Recap Ooooo Jeudy James Jeudy (152.28) defeats Hotel, Motel, Golladay Inn (105.78) Tough day […]
The Control Room Parlay – An Experiment In Team Camaraderie
I work in the control room of Barstool Sports. It is the place in headquarters that gets passed over during every tour with a quick phrase of “That’s the control […]
“Shotgun Wedding” Trailer Reaction
“A couple’s extravagant destination wedding is hijacked by criminals. In the process of saving their families, they rediscover why they fell in love in the first place.” Director: Jason MooreWriter: […]
“The Card Counter” | Oscar Isaac Carries A Sinking Ship To Watchability
“Redemption is the long game in Paul Schrader’s THE CARD COUNTER. Told with Schrader’s trademark cinematic intensity, the revenge thriller tells the story of an ex-military interrogator turned gambler haunted […]
“The Rescue” | Jimmy Chin Is Becoming Appointment Viewing
“A chronicle of the enthralling, against-all-odds story that transfixed the world in 2018: the daring rescue of twelve boys and their coach from deep inside a flooded cave in Northern […]
“Halloween Ends” Final Trailer Reaction | We Are One Week Away…
“The saga of Michael Myers and Laurie Strode comes to a spine-chilling climax in this final installment of the franchise.” Director: David Gordon GreenWriters: Chris Bernier, John Carpenter, David Gordon […]
NFL Week 5 Picks
WEEK 4 RECAP Straight Up: 10-6-0 (62.5%)Against The Spread: 6-9-1 (40.63%)Over/Under: 5-11-0 (31.25%)Mortal Locks: 0-1 (0%) | Cleveland Browns (-1.5) vs. Atlanta Falcons ODDS AS OF WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 5TH (6:09 […]
“Violent Night” Trailer Reaction
“When a group of mercenaries attack the estate of a wealthy family, Santa Claus must step in to save the day (and Christmas). Director: Tommy WirkolaWriters: Pat Casey, Josh MillerStaring: […]
“Halo” Episode 5 Reaction
“On the run and out of options, Kwan and Soren have a difference of opinion. With the possibility of finding the mysterious Halo on everyone’s minds, John makes a horrible […]
“The Bachelorette” Finale | It’s Late, But Here Are My Quick Takes
Alright, I am very late with The Bachelorette finale, but here we are. I just want to type of my really quick thoughts on the two night, five hour finale […]
The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 4 Recap
Standings Notable Week 5 Nuggets Points Scored Compared To Projected Through Week Three Week 5 Matchup Recap My Own Worst Etiennemy (124.76) defeats Dirty Mike And The boys (75.86) Steve’s […]
Stanko's Stance 