A new season of The Bachelorette is upon us, and I for one am very excited. The Bachelor In Paradise visage has worn off (well it did over the last […]
A new season of The Bachelorette is upon us, and I for one am very excited. The Bachelor In Paradise visage has worn off (well it did over the last three weeks if I am being honest) and now we can get to the bread and butter of the franchise.
Season 18 of the The Bachelorette begins on October 19, so as a bit of a preview, let us work through bios and see who is going to be vying for the heart of Michelle Young.
Alec
29 Engineer North Charleston, SC
So Alec has been married before. We are riding off of the high of Mike A. in Katie’s season, so Alec has some things to live up too.
We have an “emotional” intelligence line dropped in the bio…
Alec is a career driven man; maybe a little conceded when you read the bio.
Alec’s fun facts are neither that much for or interesting? I disagree about the bowing, it can be fun.
Brandon J. is one of four 26 year olds in the cast.
“Passionate personality to keep up with his.” – Why do we need the “to keep up with his?” part? That doesn’t seem necessary and just makes Brandon J. seem a little conceded?
Ok Brandon J, guess what? Everyone is trying to figure it out on a daily basis, so why do you think you are so high and mighty.
So Brandon is a basketball fiend? This is a gimmick contestant who will not make it far.
Oh, he hopped on stage at a Lil Wayne and Drake concert? So he is a stage hog and is going to try and be the center of attention.
The trend of pro athletes continues with Bryan, the former NFL player. Bryan was a practice squad player who bounced around the Houston Texans, New Orleans Saints, Dallas Cowboys, Kansas City Chiefs, Minnesota Vikings, Chicago Bears, Cleveland Browns, Miami Dolphins, Carolina Panthers and Atlanta Falcons.
Throwing in the love for romantic comedies and his older sisters is nice tough, i enjoy that.
Bryan loving to travel is tough for Michelle who is a teacher, AKA tied down for the majority of the year.
Loving Socrates is probably unique for a football locker room.
Thinking that orchids are majestic is something that will be unique among all the men. Bryan has a unique bio, have to give him that.
He falls hard and he falls fast for love. Like many on this show, you have to in order to appear on The Bachelorette.
JoMarri would love to be a tour guide in Antartica. Not just go there, but lead a tour. That is something unique for sure.
We have another puppy lover. Brownie points for the majority of folks.
A second person who wants to own a gym as well. But this one is a personal trainer, unlike Clayton who is not in any business related to gyms or working out.
An Academic Advisor. That has to be at a college or university, right?
Mollique’s favorite author is Nicholas Sports. That is sappiness so he may be confident in himself. I want to ask Mollique what his thoughts are for the movie?
Mollique has a son so we have three fathers on the show.
His morals of “selfless, patient and well-mannered” do fit Michelle very well.
The blond dyed hair must be a thing and a trend I do not know about.
Don’t like his eyes. Don’t like his eyebrows. They are scaring me.
Rick may have won me over because he loves game board nights to see the insights of a person and see how competitive they are. Those are really good things.
Get the #Swoon out of here.
GTFO out of here saying you learned everything at Hitch.
Rick is not a fan of double dates…well he is super duper fucked on The Bachelorette.
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