Meeting The Cast Of Michelle’s Season
A new season of The Bachelorette is upon us, and I for one am very excited. The Bachelor In Paradise visage has worn off (well it did over the last […]
Bachelor In Paradise | The Hunks Hail Supreme (8/24/21)
Entering this episode we knew two things; that Riley and Thomas would be arriving at the beach and that the women would have the power with the roses. After that, […]
Bachelor In Paradise | Demi Is The Hypocritical Agent Of Chaos (8/23/21)
Episode two of Bachelor In Paradise centers heavily around Demi, the agent of chaos that was teased at the end of the season premiere. Demi knows her role. She is […]
Bachelor In Paradise Premiere | The Beach Is Bonkers (8/16/21)
We had a week off but Bachelor Nation does not rest. Bachelor In Paradise is back after two years with the same relaxed, fun and flirty atmosphere. The first episode […]
Bachelorette Finale: Are We Sure This Is A Happy Ending? (8/9/21)
So the season has come to a close. Katie Thurston has found love, and it is not what anybody expected. Her and Blake Moynes got engaged during last night’s finale […]
Bachelorette Hometowns: WTF Greg. W-T-F (8/2/21)
We will get to Justin’s and Blake’s hometown dates, but lets jump straight to the point here. GREG, YOU GASLIGHTING SON OF A BITCH. What a wild episode of The […]
Bachelorette Men Tell All: Staged Awkwardness (7/26/21)
This episode is always the worst episode of any season. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time. On Monday, July 26th, certain contestants from Katie’s season came back to embrace the limelight and […]
The Bachelorette Contestants Power Rankings – Episode 7 (7/19/21)
Greg got the one-on-one date, his second of the season. It is amazing how the women on The Bachelorette know who is the winner or the front-runner right from the […]
The Bachelorette Contestants Power Rankings – Episode 6 (7/12/21)
Episode six is where Katie took control of the show and told everyone she doesn’t care about to just fuck off. Josh has the greatest growth over the course of […]
The Bachelorette Contestants Power Rankings – Episode 5 (7/5/21)
So this had to be the “fullest” episode of the season right? Two one-on-one dates A group date Hunter being possessed by villainy drama Michael A. spewing loving lessons Andrew […]
The Bachelorette Contestants Power Rankings – Episode 4 (6/28/21)
Have you all seen or heard of the story Old Yeller? What Katie did to Thomas at the end of that episode is the equivalent. She took his personna and […]
The Bachelorette Contestants Power Rankings – Episode 3 (6/21/21)
Hey Karl. Alright. Now that Karl is gone, let’s carry on. This guy was shadowing boxing like he was actually going to get into a fight. I mean dude. Be […]
The Bachelorette Contestants Power Rankings – Episode 2 (6/17/21)
Episode two! I know I got to it late, but such is the nature of the beast with life. There was a lot to talk about, and plenty of hate […]
The Bachelorette Contestants Power Rankings – Episode 1 (6/9/21)
Here we are. Another season of The Bachelorette and we have the confident and lovely Katie in the lead. People who know me and read my power rankings last year […]
Meeting (And Slightly Judging) The Bachelorette Contestants
IT IS THAT TIME AGAIN! The Bachelorette is back with my one true TV crush at the helm, Katie. ABC and the shows producers have decided that two straight bachelorette […]
The Bachelor Contestants Power Rankings (2/23/21)
In the middle of writing this recap, the Dallas Maverick and Luka Dončić ripped my soul out as a Celtics fan. I am currently dead writing this. Hometown dates are […]
