• Alright, in the preview for the episode someone said that they are falling in love with someone so I want to face-palm already
  • They are showing all these couples in the preview and I don’t remember half of them
  • All the guys are wearing hoodies outside, this seems like the perfect weather. Coffee outside in that weather would be a dream right now
  • When was the last time that Chris Harrison beckoned everyone to join…rather than people being together?
  • Savannah is legit pretty. Like naturally beautiful.
  • Jamie gets the date card…and calls Trevor
    • She gets a second individual date card…?
    • They are performing together on the Venice Beach boardwalk (this is going to make me cringe)
    • Jamie is 21 years old. Repeat. 21 years old.
    • Is this a bad take…but I don’t think Jamie is that good a singer?
    • Girl Crush is such a good song though. So good.
  • Natacsha has arrived (the one in the trailers who said she knew Trevor and his past)
  • JUST realized the outfit Jamie is wearing and it is exactly like what Eva Polastri would wear in Killing Eve. Literally the same thing. The ballerina-esq vibe
  • Jamie and Trevor getting in a hit tub that is randomly on the street.
    • That is some nice editing there to have those conversations happening simultaneously
  • Natacsha is not taking any crap and is going to talk to him right away
  • Is it the right place for the girls to tell Jamie about what Natacsha said about Trevor? Shouldn’t they be part of her finding out
  • Okay, what’s worse. Emotional or physical cheating?
    • It’s physical. 110%. Like there isn’t a doubt.
    • Jamie has right to be upset BUT IT IS FOR NOTHING BECAUSE IT WAS EMOTIONAL AND NOT PHYSICAL
      • This is something that they can talk out.
  • JUST realized that Mel complained about not getting the date card EVEN THOUGH SHE ALREADY HAD ONE with Matt
  • Oh Bri was engaged? Did we know this?
  • A Guitar Center…I’d be very disappointed BUT I would do exactly what Bri did.
  • Bri loves huge earrings.
  • Also Chris is legit a good musician. He is talented.
  • Okay, so Bri drops the “falling in love” bomb and Chris handled it like a champion and responded so smoothly
    • Still so fast. Like way too fast. But to be fair she didn’t stumble over her words and she spoke eloquently
  • Alright I am a Chris and Bri fan.
  • Jamie and Trevor having a heart-to-heart
    • Seems like things are going to be okay…
    • Happened a year and a half ago
  • May have been watching too much Too Hot To Handle lately, but a lot more make up room footage
  • Sheridan gets the date card…and asks Julia
    • The going-public aspect really is making people flip out
  • Julia looks stunning in yellow
  • I didn’t know Danny was there. Who is Danny? What’s he done?
  • OH A RADIO SHOW
    • I would dominate this shit
    • Except for the singing aspect
      • But lets be real I would be really entertaining
  • Julia actually has pipes!!
    • Sheridan should leave and just let Julia preform
      • Okay…maybe they actually sound really good together
    • Julia don’t ruin this with Brandon
  • Rudi is freaking out. Big time. Flirting with just everyone.
  • ANOTHER PINK HAIRED GIRL!!
  • Is there a drinking game with “making a connection”
  • Everyone love Brandon
  • Love language…what is that?
  • Who is the girl reading the date card?
  • Mel is not doing well but look at all the girls who are rallying to help her
  • Savannah is dressed up way classier than Brandon
  • “What is your love language?” is actually a really good question so credit to Mel for that
  • Alright, this Savannah and Brandon date
    • Savannah got REALLY dressed up
  • Are we going to have a Sheridan, Brandon, Savannah and Julia gantlet match?
  • Brandon has a good voice…Savannah not so much
  • Is Sheridan writing a song for Julia?
    • He is talking about love too?
  • I am going to hate Julia by the end of this episode, aren’t I?
  • Who is Bekah?
  • This is the first time in forever I don’t think Chris Harrison has a good suit fit…
  • Oh, Mel with the hand on the knee
    • Mel made the move! Good for Mel!
  • Julia you asshole…and YOU ARE KISSING BACK BRANDON. LET THE RECORD SHOW.
    • “I want to do what’s best for me.” – That is savage material
  • Just realized that Natacsha spells her name like a crazy person
  • Who is this person that Rudi is talking to. I do not understand
  • Rudi is unfolding at the seams
    • RUDI LITERALLY JUST SLAPPED MATT after making out with Harry Potter guy
  • DRAMA IS IN THE AIR. WE HAVE A ROSE CEREMONY
  • WHO IS THE GIRL IN THE BLUE DRESS?
  • Julia wants Brandon. Julia is dumb. SHERIDAN, RUN AWAY
  • Sheridan has a very oval head and Julia has the classic Nicole Kidman hairdo
  • Chris has fantastic fashion
  • Alright…Ryan is the Harry Potter guy. He got Natacsha.
  • All the girls seem to love Bekah
  • BRANDON: HE CHOSE SAVANNAH
    • Savannah’s dress is not that pretty
    • Julia’s plan is broken
    • Mel, Expectations a little too high
    • That shot of Julia and Savannah together was a nice shot
  • Sheridan has the final rose: YOU IDIOT!!!
    • Julia survives. The drama survives
    • I will miss Mel. She is a good person.
      • You think you were falling love
  • BRANDON YOU LITTLE LIAR

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