The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 15) – Vibes Are At An All-Time Low
We have three weeks to get a win. We are doggy paddling our way to a lackluster finish to the season. We went 5-1 for three straight weeks from week […]
NFL Week 15 Picks
Last Week: Straight Up: 9-4-0 (69.23%)Against The Spread: 9-4-0 (69.23%)Over/Under: 4-9-0 (30.77%)Mortal Locks: 1-0 (100%) | New England Patriots ML vs. Arizona Cardinals ODDS AS OF THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14th (5:54 […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 14) – We Are Batting .500 For Last Three Weeks
A 3-3 week for the Control Room Parlay. Pretty standard. The Steelers -2.5 pick and the Seahawks -3.5 pick really never had a chance. The over in. theTennessee/Jacksonville game was […]
NFL Week 14 Picks
Last Week: Straight Up: 12-2-1 (83.3%)Against The Spread: 10-5 (66.67%)Over/Under: 10-5 (66.67%)Mortal Locks: 1-0 (0%) | Dallas Cowboys (-11.0) vs. Indianapolis Colts ODDS AS OF THURSDAY, DECEMBER 7th (7:15 PM) […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 13) – For Our Own Sanity, Just Take It.
The Barstool Sports Control Room has gone 5-1 four times this season. Twice it was my fault it lost. Once it was person one, and then this week, it was […]
NFL Week 13 Picks
Last Week: Straight Up: 12-4 (66.67%)Against The Spread: 8-8 (50.0%)Over/Under: 8-8 (50.0%)Mortal Locks: 0-1 (0%) | Tampa Bay Buccaneers -3.5 vs. Cleveland Browns ODDS AS OF THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1ST (8:42 […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 12) – Hey, We Stink Again
Blame it on the turkey. Blame it on the pie. Blame it on the alcohol. This was not the week for the Control Room. It was a bad day. Remember, […]
NFL Week 12 Picks
WEEK 11 RECAP Straight Up: 12-2 (85.71%)Against The Spread: 8-4-2 (64.29%)Over/Under: 5-9 (35.71%)Mortal Locks: 0-1 (0%) | Baltimore Ravens (-12.0) vs. Carolina Panthers) ODDS AS OF WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 23rd (4:45 […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 11) – This Is What We Expect
Morale is low for the Control Room Parlay. Coming closing so many times, and failing, is not a fun feeling. The gamble big or go home mentality with this parlay […]
NFL Week 11 Picks
WEEK 10 RECAP Straight Up: 5-9 (35.71%)Against The Spread: 4-10 (28.57%)Over/Under: 7-7 (50.0%)Mortal Locks: 0-1 (0%) | Chicago Bears (-2.5) vs. Detroit Lions ODDS AS OF TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 16th (1:48 […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 10) – I Blew It Again. I Am Dying Over Here.
I hang my head in shame. The ultimate shame. An unholy shame. I am repentant to the gambling gods. Why is this happening to me? For the third straight week, […]
NFL Week 10 Picks
WEEK 9 RECAP Straight Up: 6-7 (46.15%)Against The Spread: 6-5-2 (53.85%)Over/Under: 8-5 (61.54%)Mortal Locks: 1-0 (100%) | New England Patriots (-5.5) vs. Indianapolis Colts ODDS AS OF TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 9th […]
The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 12 Recap
Standings Notable Nuggets We are headed to the final week of the regular season with a lot of things still left to be decided. According to the ESPN predictions, Ritz […]
The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 11 Recap
Standings: Notable Nuggets Ronan put up his second 150 burger this past week. Buzzi has been officially eliminated from playoff contention and Tommy is hanging on by the thinnest of […]
The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 10 Recap
Standings: Notable Nuggets I just want to speak to the fact that the parody in the league is awesome. Nobody technically eliminated from the playoffs (I think) and anyone really […]
The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 9 Recap
Standings: Points For: Points Against: Steve Kultzow is the highest scorer this week with 140.64 points. He also had the largest margin of victory…54.1 points he beat Buzzi by. Wowzers. […]
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