I hang my head in shame. The ultimate shame. An unholy shame. I am repentant to the gambling gods. Why is this happening to me?

For the third straight week, the Barstool Control Room Parlay went 5-1. For the second time in those three weeks, I am the only losing leg.

The Chicago Bears. The fucking Chicago Bears. The Bears lost to the Detroit Lions outright. I had picked them at -2.5, but that even that was not enough. Once the Bears missed the extra point late in the game, I knew that it was over. They stood no shot. Not even superhero Justin Fields could save them, or this parlay.

And this parlay was the juiciest. +5578…THOSE ARE MASSIVE ODDS. AND I BLEW IT.

Person three and person four are just outrageously hot. Sevens straight picks. SEVEN in a row for both of them. Three of us are 5-5, and one is 4-5-1. We are all really doing okay, but those two are carrying us.

Remember, please bet safely and responsibly…on the Barstool Sportsbook.


WEEK 1: 3-3 (+3030)

  • Miami/New England Under 46.5 ✅
  • Indianapolis Colts (-6.5) ❌
  • San Francisco (-6.5) ❌
  • New Orleans Saints ML ✅
  • Baltimore/New York Under 44.5 ✅
  • Denver Broncos (-6.5) ❌

WEEK 2: 1-5 (+3140)

  • Carolina Panthers (+1.5) ❌
  • Cincinnati Bengals (-6.5) ❌
  • Indianapolis Colts ML ❌
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-2.5) ✅
  • Denver Broncos (-10.0) ❌
  • Jets/Browns Under 39.5 ❌

WEEK 3: 1-5 (+4020)

  • Cincinnati Bengals (-6.0) ✅
  • Kansas City Chiefs (-5.5) ❌
  • Eagles/Commanders Over 47.5 ❌
  • Minnesota Vikings (-6) ❌
  • Tampa Bay/Green Bay Over 41.5 ❌
  • Bengals/Jets Over 45.0 ❌

WEEK 4: 3-2-1 (+3890)

  • Cleveland Browns (-1.5) ❌
  • New York Giants ML ✅
  • Philadelphia Over 13.5 1H ✅
  • Green Bay Packers (-9.5) ❌
  • Arizona Cardinals (+1.5) ✅
  • Minnesota Vikings (-3.0) 🟡

WEEK 5: 3-3 (+3300)

  • Miami Dolphins (-3.0) ❌
  • San Francisco 49ers (-6.5) ✅
  • Philadelphia Over 13.5 1H Points ✅
  • New England Patriots (-3.0) ✅
  • Seattle Seahawks (+5.5) ❌
  • Jacksonville Jaguars (-7.0) ❌

WEEK 6: 3-3 (+3528)

  • New England/Cleveland Under 43.5 ❌
  • Jacksonville/Indianapolis Over 41.5 ✅
  • Minnesota Vikings ML ✅
  • Cincinnati Bengals (-2.5) ✅
  • Arizona Cardinals (-2.5) ❌
  • Dallas Cowboys (+6.5) ❌

WEEK 7: 4-2 (+2834)

  • New York JetsJ/Denver Broncos Under 38.5 ✅
  • Las Vegas Raiders (-6.5) ✅
  • Green Bay Packers (-4.5) ❌
  • New York Giant ML ✅
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers ML ❌
  • Tennessee Titans (-2.5) ✅

WEEK 8: 5-1 (+4370)

  • Miami Dolphins (-3.5) ✅
  • New England Patriots/New York Jets U40.5 ✅
  • Washington Commanders (+3.0) ✅
  • Green Bay Packers (+10.5) ✅
  • Minnesota VikingsArizona Cardinals O49.0 ✅
  • Las Vegas Raiders (-2.0) ❌

WEEK 9: 5-1 (+4022)

  • Green Bay Packers (-4.0) ❌
  • New York Jets (+12.5) ✅
  • Chicago Bears/Miami Dolphins O45.5 ✅
  • Tennessee Titans (+12.5) ✅
  • Washington Commanders (+3.5) ✅
  • New England Patriots (-5.5) ✅

WEEK 10: 5-1 (+5578)

  • Tennessee Titans (-3.0) ✅
  • Miami Dolphins (-3.5) ✅
  • Denver Broncos/Tennessee Titans Under 39.0 ✅
  • Kansas City Chiefs (-9.5) ✅
  • Minnesota Vikings ML ✅
  • Chicago Bears (-2.5) ❌

RECORDS

Person 1: 5-5
  • San Francisco 49ers (-6.5) ❌
  • Carolina Panthers (+1.5) ❌
  • Cincinnati/New York Over 45.0 ❌
  • Green Bay Packers (-9.5) ❌
  • New England Patriots (-3.0) ✅
  • Jacksonville/Indianapolis Over 41.5 ✅
  • New York JetsJ/Denver Broncos Under 38.5 ✅
  • Miami Dolphins (-3.5) ✅
  • Green Bay Packers (-4.0) ❌
  • Tennessee Titans (-3.0) ✅
Person 2: 5-5
  • Baltimore/New York Under 44.5 ✅
  • New York/Cleveland Under 39.5 ❌
  • Kansas City Chiefs (-5.5) ❌
  • Arizona Cardinals (+1.5) ✅
  • Seattle Seahawks (+5.5) ❌
  • New England/Cleveland Under 43.5 ❌
  • Green Bay Packers (-4.5) ❌
  • New England Patriots/New York Jets U40.5 ✅
  • New York Jets (+12.5) ✅
  • Miami Dolphins (-3.5) ✅
Person 3: 7-3
  • Denver Broncos (-6.5) ❌
  • Cincinnati Bengals (-6.5) ❌
  • Philadelphia/Washington Over 47.5 ❌
  • New York Giants ML ✅
  • San Francisco 49ers (-6.5) ✅
  • Minnesota Vikings ML ✅
  • Las Vegas Raiders (-6.5) ✅
  • Washington Commanders (+3.0) ✅
  • Chicago Bears/Miami Dolphins O45.5 ✅
  • Denver Broncos/Tennessee Titans Under 39.0 ✅
Person 4: 7-3
  • Indianapolis Colts (-6.5) ❌
  • Denver Broncos (-10.0) ❌
  • Minnesota Vikings (-6) ❌
  • Philadelphia Over 13.5 1H ✅
  • Philadelphia Over 13.5 1H ✅
  • Cincinnati Bengals (-2.5) ✅
  • New York Giant ML ✅
  • Green Bay Packers (+10.5) ✅
  • Tennessee Titans (+12.5) ✅
  • Kansas City Chiefs (-9.5) ✅
Person 5: 4-5-1
  • New Orleans Saints ML ✅
  • Indianapolis Colts ML ❌
  • Tampa Bay/Green Bay Over 41.5 ❌
  • Minnesota Vikings (-3.0) 🟡
  • Jacksonville Jaguars (-7.0) ❌
  • Dallas Cowboys (+6.5) ❌
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers ML ❌
  • Minnesota VikingsArizona Cardinals O49.0 ✅
  • Washington Commanders (+3.5) ✅
  • Minnesota Vikings ML ✅
Stanko: 5-5
  • New England/Miami Under 46.5 ✅
  • Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-2.5) ✅
  • Cincinnati Bengals (-6.0) ✅
  • Cleveland Browns (-1.5) ❌
  • Miami Dolphins (-3.0) ❌
  • Arizona Cardinals (-2.5) ❌
  • Tennessee Titans (-2.5) ✅
  • Las Vegas Raiders (-2.0) ❌
  • New England Patriots (-5.5) ✅
  • Chicago Bears (-2.5) ❌
CONTROL ROOM COMBINED: 33-26-1 (55.83%)….Person 3 and 4 are incredibly hot. They are unstoppable. Five out of the six of us are above .500.

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