The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 18) | And That’s A Wrap
Remember, please bet safely and responsibly…on the Barstool Sportsbook. WEEK 1: 3-3 (+3030) WEEK 2: 1-5 (+3140) WEEK 3: 1-5 (+4020) WEEK 4: 3-2-1 (+3890) WEEK 5: 3-3 (+3300) WEEK […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 17)
Remember, please bet safely and responsibly…on the Barstool Sportsbook. WEEK 1: 3-3 (+3030) WEEK 2: 1-5 (+3140) WEEK 3: 1-5 (+4020) WEEK 4: 3-2-1 (+3890) WEEK 5: 3-3 (+3300) WEEK […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 16) – We Thought Were Vibes Are At An All-Time Low…But Then They Got Lower
Second straight 1-5 week. Second straight week I was the only one to get one right, but to be fair I would have gladly traded the win in this for […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 15) – Vibes Are At An All-Time Low
We have three weeks to get a win. We are doggy paddling our way to a lackluster finish to the season. We went 5-1 for three straight weeks from week […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 14) – We Are Batting .500 For Last Three Weeks
A 3-3 week for the Control Room Parlay. Pretty standard. The Steelers -2.5 pick and the Seahawks -3.5 pick really never had a chance. The over in. theTennessee/Jacksonville game was […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 13) – For Our Own Sanity, Just Take It.
The Barstool Sports Control Room has gone 5-1 four times this season. Twice it was my fault it lost. Once it was person one, and then this week, it was […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 12) – Hey, We Stink Again
Blame it on the turkey. Blame it on the pie. Blame it on the alcohol. This was not the week for the Control Room. It was a bad day. Remember, […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 11) – This Is What We Expect
Morale is low for the Control Room Parlay. Coming closing so many times, and failing, is not a fun feeling. The gamble big or go home mentality with this parlay […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 10) – I Blew It Again. I Am Dying Over Here.
I hang my head in shame. The ultimate shame. An unholy shame. I am repentant to the gambling gods. Why is this happening to me? For the third straight week, […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 9) – So Close. So Close AGAIN.
Gahhh!!! So close!! Again!! Back-to-back weeks of going 5-1. This is just brutal. Thankfully, selfishly, I did not blow it this week. The parlay was done after the 1 PM […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 8) – I Fucked Up. I Fucked It Up.
I fucked up. I fucked up bad. The Control Room parlay went 5-1 this week. I was the only loss. And I was not even fucking close. I had Las […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 7) – An Experiment In Team Camaraderie
So the control room parlay. The rules are simple. If you have no gambled before, it is fun. It is what Barstool built its gambling streams off of. The Control […]
The Control Room Parlay Records (Post Week 6) – An Experiment In Team Camaraderie
So the control room parlay. The rules are simple. If you have no gambled before, it is fun. It is what Barstool built its gambling streams off of. The Control […]
The Control Room Parlay – An Experiment In Team Camaraderie
I work in the control room of Barstool Sports. It is the place in headquarters that gets passed over during every tour with a quick phrase of “That’s the control […]
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