Stanko's Stance

Love Is Blind | Episode Nine

• Okay the fire whiskey bar or whatever Jessica took her friends to look awesome
• Jessica’s friend going BUG EYES then saying “that’s not too bad” to the age difference is hilarious
• Jessica just blatantly lied about the having sex part: like dead fast just LIED
• It appears that Damian is from a bit of money if he can get the dress, jewelry and helicopter
  • Giannani was ALL ABOUT IT
• Barnett is not that excited about the wedding. Sorry Amber. He is going to break out of it
  • Doesn’t have the smile anymore when he is being sarcastic
• Commitment is scary as hell
• That treehouse set up that Cameron and Lauren went to is awesome
  • That is like perfect – Amenities but perfect isolation
  • Lauren is “definitely LEANING towards yes”
• Okay will all of these dates and stuff, I think that there is a lot of producer and show help
• Giannani admitting she was wrong…say what?!?!
• The butterflies are back again folks. Everything is saved!!! (not really, no faith)
• Cameron is 1000%%% in the right wanting to know an answer before walking down the aisle.
  • That is like A OKAY acceptable
• Bachelorette party time
  • Why do I feel Kelly is not going to fit in with the vibe
  • Nope. Don’t want that at my bachelor party
• Amber is drunk even before meeting everyone haha
• Kenny gives Kelly the best friend vibe – I need to give Kenny advice on breaking out of the friends zone
  • He tells mark he has done everything but sex
• The bachelor party is my type of vibe – just low key and with some low key talking and drinking
  • Expect for the poker thing – don’t like that – I am too poor
• Jessica seems like a super light weight
  • She is talking to Amber now…
    • BRINGING UP BARNETT AGAIN YOU IDIOT
• Why are they showcasing the Giannani “losing it” back
  • Ohh that sex line still stings so bad
• Is Damian’s family going to show up? Are they there?
• There is no way they each have grown their love every day. That is just not possible.
• That note seemed a little threatening from Giannani…the sock joke kinda saved it
• Damian is about to cry
• A women moderator for the wedding. I like that. Progressive like this show is trying to be
• “You can now share your thoughts?” – Rather bit a weird phrasing
• Wonder how long it took the Love Is Blind producers to write out this phrasing for this wedding ceremony
  • I mean, where are the Lachey’s in this wedding experience?! (don’t need them but they appear to be slacking at their jobs)
• WAIT A MINUTE. HER MIDDLE NAME IS M’LADY?! When did I miss this??