So this was the final episode before hometowns when hopefully the drama will truly hit the fan. Love is Blind is still too happy for most of the couples. I actually agreed a lot of what Jessica was saying in the latter half of this episode. Kelly might be my favorite just person left.

MOST IMPORTANTLY DAMIEN QUIT HIS JOB FOR THIS SHOW?!?!

Love Is Blind | Episode Five

  • Say they didn’t know everyone was at the same resort then
  • Mark feels no sense of second place after Jessica broke up with him then went to Barnett and then came back
  • Jessica and Mark are SOOO drunk for this conversation
    • Oh drunk conversation about sex??
      • YES, SHE GOT ANGRY. HERE WE GO.
    • They are both wearing black. Symbolic of how I feel about them.
  • A dog that pees a little when they get excited sounds like a terrible experience
  • “Who else is going to make it?”
    • NOBODY!!!
  • Oh the second thoughts with Jessica question
  • Every single song in this show sounds like a background song in the 50 shades movies
  • That’s an exotic looking helicopter they are flying around in
  • “I don’t believe it was an argument, more of just a misunderstanding”
    • That line is gonna bite Mark in the butt
  • Mark you are not the funniest
    • To be fair, I don’t know who is, but it is not his
  • The physical aspect of the relationship takes a change in a couple hours? I guess that makes sense but I think it’s more Jessica playing in her had a bit
  • Damian wearing a choker. Wasn’t ready for that
  • I do think Giannina’s questions are fair questions. My as well get to the real stresses of live and not just romantic ones
  • I think talking point for episode five is living together and reality stresses
  • Kelly and Kenny…I just don’t have a lot of thoughts on them
  • Lauren and Cameron…you can’t be a real pool experience with the microphones in so you can’t go more than thigh high
    • Their conversation about the interracial couple aspect is a nice series conversation. I respect that.
  • Damian…bro…you are going to be digging yourself a bigger grave. (This is them sitting on the coaches)
    • DAMIAN QUIT HIS JOB TO COME ON THIS SHOW?????????? HE LOST HIS CAREER
  • Love Kelly picking up on Amber getting more clingy to Barnett
  • Jessica is so taken aback by Amber…it’s like it’s a competition
    • Now she is going to talk to Kelly surely to vent
      • BOOM, direct comparing reference
  • Say they didn’t know everyone was at the same resort then
  • Mark feels no sense of second place after Jessica broke up with him then went to Barnett and then came back
  • Jessica and Mark are SOOO drunk for this conversation
    • Oh drunk conversation about sex??
      • YES, SHE GOT ANGRY. HERE WE GO.
    • They are both wearing black. Symbolic of how I feel about them.
  • A dog that pees a little when they get excited sounds like a terrible experience
  • “Who else is going to make it?”
    • NOBODY!!!
  • Oh the second thoughts with Jessica question
  • Every single song in this show sounds like a background song in the 50 shades movies
  • That’s an exotic looking helicopter they are flying around in
  • “I don’t believe it was an argument, more of just a misunderstanding”
    • That line is gonna bite Mark in the butt
  • Mark you are not the funniest
    • To be fair, I don’t know who is, but it is not his
  • The physical aspect of the relationship takes a change in a couple hours? I guess that makes sense but I think it’s more Jessica playing in her had a bit
  • Damian wearing a choker. Wasn’t ready for that
  • I do think Giannina’s questions are fair questions. My as well get to the real stresses of live and not just romantic ones
  • I think talking point for episode five is living together and reality stresses
  • Kelly and Kenny…I just don’t have a lot of thoughts on them
  • Lauren and Cameron…you can’t be a real pool experience with the microphones in so you can’t go more than thigh high
    • Their conversation about the interracial couple aspect is a nice series conversation. I respect that.
  • Damian…bro…you are going to be digging yourself a bigger grave. (This is them sitting on the coaches)
    • DAMIAN QUIT HIS JOB TO COME ON THIS SHOW?????????? HE LOST HIS CAREER
  • Love Kelly picking up on Amber getting more clingy to Barnett
  • Jessica is so taken aback by Amber…it’s like it’s a competition
    • Now she is going to talk to Kelly surely to vent
      • BOOM, direct comparing reference
    • How is Jessica going to tell Mark that she does not find him physically attractive?
      • Okay…we don’t get to see her telling him that?
      • This relationship proves that Love is not Blind
      • No ring and no hope for it to work just means you have to break up right?
    • The editing during the pool sequence was like an advertisement for a casino club
    • JESSICA IS A HOME WRECKER (in the smallest sense of the world with the stakes of this show)
    • Okay, Barnett is wearing a choker too
      • WAIT, IS THE CHOKER TO HOLD UP THE MICROPHONES??
      • That is kind clever
    • I think Giannina is the prettiest of the girls.
    • Jessica is right for not wearing the ring. That is the right call.
      • That was actually a grown up conversation for the most part but Mark is still far too optimistic.

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