Stanko Golfing: First Round Of 2023 In The Books!
First round of the year, in the books! I was traveling for work. I was in Houston for three days, then Stefan (my co-worker) was a hero and drove a […]
“Master Gardner” Trailer Reaction
“A meticulous horticulturist who is devoted to tending the grounds of a beautiful estate and pandering to his employer, the wealthy dowager.“ Director: Paul SchraderWriter: Paul SchraderStaring: Joel Edgerton, Sigourney […]
“X” Gonna Give It To Ya
“In 1979, a group of young filmmakers set out to make an adult film in rural Texas, but when their reclusive, elderly hosts catch them in the act, the cast […]
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? I Am Talking About “Men”
“A young woman goes on a solo vacation to the English countryside following the death of her ex-husband.” Director: Alex GarlandWriter: Alex GarlandStaring: Jessie Buckley, Rory KinnearRated: RRelease Date: May […]
“ghosted” Trailer Reaction
“Cole falls head over heels for enigmatic Sadie, but then makes the shocking discovery that she’s a secret agent. Before they can decide on a second date, Cole and Sadie […]
“The Bachelor” Week Finale Reaction | We All Knew Where This Was Going
he big mess we love so much. This finale had a ton of juice, and it had a ton of girl power. And not like the preachy girl power like […]
Ranking The Episodes Of “The Last Of Us” Season One
Everyone loves lists, so here is another one. Here are my favorite episodes of season one of The Last Of Us descending from least to most favorite. I should note […]
2023 MLB Season Predictions Recap
The MLB season starts today! Let’s take a stab at the over/under win totals. Why not toss in some random and relatively uneducated postseason and award predictions. Odds/Numbers courtesy of […]
The Mandalorian Chapter 19 (S3E3) Reaction | The Convert
Heading into this episode I heard that there was going to be little to no Mando. It was a rather divisive episode based off conversations I overheard at work. I […]
A Better Tune Than You’d Expect: “Where The Crawdads Sing”
“A woman who raised herself in the marshes of the Deep South becomes a suspect in the murder of a man with whom she was once involved.” Director: Olivia NewmanWriters: […]
“The Fabelmans” Is Spielberg Telling The World He Makes High Quality Movies Again
“Loosely based on Spielberg’s childhood growing up in post-World War II era Arizona, from age seven to eighteen, a young man named Sammy Fabelman discovers a shattering family secret, and […]
“Old” Is Offbeat And For Sure A M. Night Shyamalan Movie
“A vacationing family discovers that the secluded beach where they’re relaxing for a few hours is somehow causing them to age rapidly, reducing their entire lives into a single day.” […]
Summation Of Stanko’s Thoughts On The Five Films Nominated For “Visual Effects” At The 95th Academy Awards
Here is a new project.I am going to embark on. I am going to reflect on various Oscar categories that I complete, regardless of the year. Let me study up […]
Netflix Didn’t Win Best Picture With “All Quiet On The Western Front”, But They Struck Gold
“A young German soldier’s terrifying experiences and distress on the western front during World War I.” Director: Edward BergerWriters: Edward Berger, Lesley Paterson, Ian StokellStaring: Felix Kammerer, Albrecht Schuch, Aaron […]
“The Bachelor” Week Nine Reaction | NO SEX! Until There Was Sex.
BEFORE THE DATES ARIEL’S DATE GABI’S DATE ZACH REALLY SCREWING THE POOCH KAITY’S DATE ROSE CEREMONY ELIMINATED: ARIEL (MY) POWER RANKINGS No. 2Gabi (Last Week No. 2) No. 1Kaity (Last […]
“Bullet Train” Runs Off The Tracks By Journeys End
“Five assassins aboard a swiftly-moving bullet train find out that their missions have something in common.” Director: David LeitchWriters: Zak Olkewicz, Kôtarô IsakaStaring: Brad Pitt, Joey King, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Brian […]
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