I hang my head in shame. The ultimate shame. An unholy shame. I am repentant to the gambling gods. Why is this happening to me? For the third straight week, […]
I hang my head in shame. The ultimate shame. An unholy shame. I am repentant to the gambling gods. Why is this happening to me?
For the third straight week, the Barstool Control Room Parlay went 5-1. For the second time in those three weeks, I am the only losing leg.
The Chicago Bears. The fucking Chicago Bears. The Bears lost to the Detroit Lions outright. I had picked them at -2.5, but that even that was not enough. Once the Bears missed the extra point late in the game, I knew that it was over. They stood no shot. Not even superhero Justin Fields could save them, or this parlay.
And this parlay was the juiciest. +5578…THOSE ARE MASSIVE ODDS. AND I BLEW IT.
Person three and person four are just outrageously hot. Sevens straight picks. SEVEN in a row for both of them. Three of us are 5-5, and one is 4-5-1. We are all really doing okay, but those two are carrying us.
Remember, please bet safely and responsibly…on the Barstool Sportsbook.
WEEK 1: 3-3 (+3030)
Miami/New England Under 46.5 ✅
Indianapolis Colts (-6.5) ❌
San Francisco (-6.5) ❌
New Orleans Saints ML ✅
Baltimore/New York Under 44.5 ✅
Denver Broncos (-6.5) ❌
WEEK 2: 1-5 (+3140)
Carolina Panthers (+1.5) ❌
Cincinnati Bengals (-6.5) ❌
Indianapolis Colts ML ❌
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-2.5) ✅
Denver Broncos (-10.0) ❌
Jets/Browns Under 39.5 ❌
WEEK 3: 1-5 (+4020)
Cincinnati Bengals (-6.0) ✅
Kansas City Chiefs (-5.5) ❌
Eagles/Commanders Over 47.5 ❌
Minnesota Vikings (-6) ❌
Tampa Bay/Green Bay Over 41.5 ❌
Bengals/Jets Over 45.0 ❌
WEEK 4: 3-2-1 (+3890)
Cleveland Browns (-1.5) ❌
New York Giants ML ✅
Philadelphia Over 13.5 1H ✅
Green Bay Packers (-9.5) ❌
Arizona Cardinals (+1.5) ✅
Minnesota Vikings (-3.0) 🟡
WEEK 5: 3-3 (+3300)
Miami Dolphins (-3.0) ❌
San Francisco 49ers (-6.5) ✅
Philadelphia Over 13.5 1H Points ✅
New England Patriots (-3.0) ✅
Seattle Seahawks (+5.5) ❌
Jacksonville Jaguars (-7.0) ❌
WEEK 6: 3-3 (+3528)
New England/Cleveland Under 43.5 ❌
Jacksonville/Indianapolis Over 41.5 ✅
Minnesota Vikings ML ✅
Cincinnati Bengals (-2.5) ✅
Arizona Cardinals (-2.5) ❌
Dallas Cowboys (+6.5) ❌
WEEK 7: 4-2 (+2834)
New York JetsJ/Denver Broncos Under 38.5 ✅
Las Vegas Raiders (-6.5) ✅
Green Bay Packers (-4.5) ❌
New York Giant ML ✅
Tampa Bay Buccaneers ML ❌
Tennessee Titans (-2.5) ✅
WEEK 8: 5-1 (+4370)
Miami Dolphins (-3.5) ✅
New England Patriots/New York Jets U40.5 ✅
Washington Commanders (+3.0) ✅
Green Bay Packers (+10.5) ✅
Minnesota VikingsArizona Cardinals O49.0 ✅
Las Vegas Raiders (-2.0) ❌
WEEK 9: 5-1 (+4022)
Green Bay Packers (-4.0) ❌
New York Jets (+12.5) ✅
Chicago Bears/Miami Dolphins O45.5 ✅
Tennessee Titans (+12.5) ✅
Washington Commanders (+3.5) ✅
New England Patriots (-5.5) ✅
WEEK 10: 5-1 (+5578)
Tennessee Titans (-3.0) ✅
Miami Dolphins (-3.5) ✅
Denver Broncos/Tennessee Titans Under 39.0 ✅
Kansas City Chiefs (-9.5) ✅
Minnesota Vikings ML ✅
Chicago Bears (-2.5) ❌
RECORDS
Person 1: 5-5
San Francisco 49ers (-6.5) ❌
Carolina Panthers (+1.5) ❌
Cincinnati/New York Over 45.0 ❌
Green Bay Packers (-9.5) ❌
New England Patriots (-3.0) ✅
Jacksonville/Indianapolis Over 41.5 ✅
New York JetsJ/Denver Broncos Under 38.5 ✅
Miami Dolphins (-3.5) ✅
Green Bay Packers (-4.0) ❌
Tennessee Titans (-3.0) ✅
Person 2: 5-5
Baltimore/New York Under 44.5 ✅
New York/Cleveland Under 39.5 ❌
Kansas City Chiefs (-5.5) ❌
Arizona Cardinals (+1.5) ✅
Seattle Seahawks (+5.5) ❌
New England/Cleveland Under 43.5 ❌
Green Bay Packers (-4.5) ❌
New England Patriots/New York Jets U40.5 ✅
New York Jets (+12.5) ✅
Miami Dolphins (-3.5) ✅
Person 3: 7-3
Denver Broncos (-6.5) ❌
Cincinnati Bengals (-6.5) ❌
Philadelphia/Washington Over 47.5 ❌
New York Giants ML ✅
San Francisco 49ers (-6.5) ✅
Minnesota Vikings ML ✅
Las Vegas Raiders (-6.5) ✅
Washington Commanders (+3.0) ✅
Chicago Bears/Miami Dolphins O45.5 ✅
Denver Broncos/Tennessee Titans Under 39.0 ✅
Person 4: 7-3
Indianapolis Colts (-6.5) ❌
Denver Broncos (-10.0) ❌
Minnesota Vikings (-6) ❌
Philadelphia Over 13.5 1H ✅
Philadelphia Over 13.5 1H ✅
Cincinnati Bengals (-2.5) ✅
New York Giant ML ✅
Green Bay Packers (+10.5) ✅
Tennessee Titans (+12.5) ✅
Kansas City Chiefs (-9.5) ✅
Person 5: 4-5-1
New Orleans Saints ML ✅
Indianapolis Colts ML ❌
Tampa Bay/Green Bay Over 41.5 ❌
Minnesota Vikings (-3.0) 🟡
Jacksonville Jaguars (-7.0) ❌
Dallas Cowboys (+6.5) ❌
Tampa Bay Buccaneers ML ❌
Minnesota VikingsArizona Cardinals O49.0 ✅
Washington Commanders (+3.5) ✅
Minnesota Vikings ML ✅
Stanko: 5-5
New England/Miami Under 46.5 ✅
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (-2.5) ✅
Cincinnati Bengals (-6.0) ✅
Cleveland Browns (-1.5) ❌
Miami Dolphins (-3.0) ❌
Arizona Cardinals (-2.5) ❌
Tennessee Titans (-2.5) ✅
Las Vegas Raiders (-2.0) ❌
New England Patriots (-5.5) ✅
Chicago Bears (-2.5) ❌
CONTROL ROOM COMBINED: 33-26-1 (55.83%)….Person 3 and 4 are incredibly hot. They are unstoppable. Five out of the six of us are above .500.
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