The only bit of reality TV that watch regularly is The Bachelor, The Bachelorette and Bachelor In Paradise. I swear that there is a little bit of everything in these […]
The only bit of reality TV that watch regularly is The Bachelor, The Bachelorette and Bachelor In Paradise. I swear that there is a little bit of everything in these shows for everyone.
Tayshia was a savoir on this past season of the The Bachelorette, and for the first time in a long time, there was an actual happy (not to dramatic) ending. Zac didn’t necessary stick out from the get-go (don’t tell my girlfriend that because she was captaining his hype train from the start), but the start of a new season in this franchise means a look at the over 30 contestants looking for love.
Now onto The Bachelor, we have Matt James as the eligible man. Plain and simple, he is a 28-year old hunk. Now there are over 30 women hoping to get to know this man more on a more intimate level.
So here is what I am going to do. Each woman is going to get a maximum of three bullet point reaction from me. This is strictly my gut reaction.
ABIGAIL Age: 25 Occupation: Client Financial Manager Beaverton, OR
She likes to golf in her free time!!
The method of literally bumping into men she is interested in is hilarious and genius. Worked with me once and so it seems full proof.
I actually like how she doesn’t believe in love at first sight
ALANA Age: 26 Occupation: Photographer Toronto, Ontario, Canada
We need a pun counter on the show for Alana.
It takes guts to move somewhere on a whim…guts and stupidity.
I wonder what programs she enrolled in Europe?
ALICIA Age: 24 Occupation: Professional Ballerina New York, NY
Professional Ballerina is such a cool job. I hope she dances circles around the competition.
Her ideal date is very expensive and that scares me
This is where I learned that Tomatoes are not vegetables
AMBER Age: 30 Occupation: Nursing Student Costa Mesa, CA
I am really sorry, but I just don’t like Amber. She seems WAY to into herself based off the photos
She has the same dead fish pucker look face in a ton of her photos!
I will say it…30 year old nursing student…what has she been doing?
Anyone who mentions horoscopes in their bios is a red flag to me
Anna has a little bit of crazy eyes
She is terrified of fish and loves cheese…I am literally the exact opposite
BRI Age: 24 Occupation: Communication Manager San Francisco, CA
Bri is very pretty. Also love the shirt in her photo now.
I enjoy brunches, but if you have them too much I feel like it’d take away from their specialness.
I need and want to know the social media company she works for.
CAROLYN Age: 30 Occupation: Journalist Los Angeles, CA
I really wanted to like Carolyn because she is a journalist but she can please step off her high horse for a split hot second PLEASE.
Carolyn is a stand-up for the Broadway play wicked.
Nothing upsets her more than injustice…I need to know when she developed this value. I may (and hope) I am wrong, but this seems like a thing to garner good will with the political climate now.
CASANDRA Age: 25 Occupation: Social Worker Newport Beach, CA
Hey Tifani Moran, is this you?
What percentage of girls have sunflowers as their favorite flower?
I love the fact that she is able and knowing she can be entertained on her own.
CHELSEA Age: 28 Occupation: Runway Model Brooklyn, NY
I think Chelsea is going to go very very far in this show.
Chelsea’s favorite meal is “snacks” which is a perfect summation of how I eat. Eat like a bird and just graze.
She is a “Runway” model…not just a “model.” She is in the real corporate business of it.
CAN YOU HAVE A LAMER ANSWER THAN THIS?? – “When asked if se could be anyone else for a day, Emani says he would be herself because she is ‘pretty cool.'”
ILLEANA Age: 25 Occupation: Health Food Developer New York, NY
I think Illeana is very cute. Just very cute.
I am not a huge pet guy to begin with…but a sophisticated cat that is potty trained is serial killer stuff.
I will lay money down that we get to see Illeana figure skate at some point this season seeing how she was on a synchronized ice-skating team.
JESSENIA Age: 27 Occupation: Social Media Marketer San Antonio, TX
I love that job. Speaks to me.
How do you pronounce her name?
I am very confused by her travel the world but also staycation preferences. You can’t really prefer both can you
Mad respect for her wanting to compete in an ultra-marathon.
The whole performing social service thing and saying she loves to it is not my ideal way of giving back.
My girlfriend said she respects hostesses more than social media marketers and I felt personally attacked.
KATIE Age: 29 Occupation: Bank Marketing Manager Renton, WA
Katie is BEAUTIFUAL. My gawd. Also that shade of green (drooling).
Everything about her bio is solid till the…dog flash mob. Again, me not a dog person, and also not a flash mob person. Just two hard family feud “X” sounds from me.
Pieper is very cute. Immediate attraction of the eyes.
Not having a job right now prolly lines up well with the filming of the season and means she is flexible to move post show
Can Pieper play the right run and be the pied piper for Matt? (I AM HILARIOUS)
RACHAEL Age: 24 Occupation: Graphic Designer Cumming, GA
Looks like Rebecca Black from “Friday”
SHE MENTIONED MOVIES IN HER BIO
Can she teach me to get better at graphic design?
SANEH Age: 25 Occupation: IT Consultant Denver, CO
She has ran a marathon! We have a runner!
In the Hall of Fame at 25…I mean isn’t there like a time limit?
Agree on those shopping cart monsters. Don’t create even more chaos in a parking lot please.
SARAH Age: 24 Occupation: Broadcast Journalist San Diego, CA
She has experience on TV as a broadcast journalist. A massive leg-up on the competition.
Commitment to faith…no thank you.
A guarantee we see the fire dancing on the show. Maybe as a walk out of the limo ice breaker
SERENA C. Age: 24 Occupation: Flight Attendant San Francisco, CA
I could care less about putting together the perfect outfit…
I LOVE that she doesn’t love birthday attention. Wish more people were like that.
You can not travel all the time and be focused solely on career. Unless your job is literally to fly (AKA she is a flight attendant so she thinks its normal)
SERENA P. Age: 22 Occupation: Publicist Toronto, Ontario, Canada
The dive bar or courtside at basketball game pleases me greatly.
She seems incredibly normal. Like lovably normal. She will grow on me a lot if she gets to continue
I hope she is mature for 22 and can get above all the drama that is going to be dug up.
SYDNEY Age: 28 Occupation: Marketing Specialist Nashville, TN
Sydney has an awesome smile. Seems like an optimistic person
Why is it embarrassing to say you loved the “Twilight” books? I feel like everyone liked them. Not embarrassing.
I think Sydney’s expectations are a little bit too high just based off her bio. Beating around the bus and not being direct is what makes the show…you know…the show?
VICTORIA Age: 24 Occupation: Queen Los Angeles, CA
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