Stanko's Stance

Nothing like a bit of alcohol to stow the pots of turmoil. This was the most entertaining episode since maybe the first or second.

Love Is Blind | Episode Six

• Dreading this now…so let’s do this!!!
• Farewell brunch, I would love and endless mimosa brunch right now
• “Storms a brewing” – that’s a nice tease
• Why do they keep on putting the couples around one another?
  • I guess it was a cheaper option to do so
• PHONES BACK!
  • I’d be most excited for this.
• Social media is bad? Why are Kelly and Kenny so worried about that?
• Jessica’s mom sounded very enthusiastic about “Hey, Mark”
  • Just as enthusiastic as the scene from The Room
• Can I have an apartment like that please? Pretty please?
• I understand that anxiety of moving in with someone…being alone is awesome
• This obsession over sharing a toothbrush is too much
• Amber and Barnett getting Chinese food is the right way to go. Strong move.
• Giannina gonna take up all that closet space
• I missed why Kelly is not there with Kenny
  • She had to go to San Diego for a conference…picked that up
• Jessica just put the ring back on
  • It didn’t last a single episode
• Poop conversation over dinner. Lovely.
• Lauren being a loner and liking all her own stuff organized; I understand this.
  • Messy “throw everything in there” closet
• Jessica is TRASHING on Mark’s place
  • Going from living with roommates with Jessica; not sure which is worse
• Jessica doesn’t do laundry. I love doing laundry. Another deal breaker
• Mark’s roommate going: “That’s fast.”
• Cameron bought a three bedroom home?? The dude must be loaded!!!
  • He has fantasized about a family as a lot
• All the girls judging the guys houses is funny; love it as an insight where I have brought a girl over for the first time and they are judging
• Amber talking her finances is really TOUGH. Sheesh. Hasn’t paid the minimum. My god the loans have just grown
  • “I work to live. I don’t live to work” – Well Amber, sometimes there is a compromise
• Mark saying he isn’t stressed about kids – that is a lie. EVERYONE is stressed out about kids. No matter what age
• Jessica is creating problems in her head. She is self-combusting
• Mark: you can’t say Jessica is no comparison to your mom, RIGHT after comparing everything about her to your mom
• PRENUP!!!!!!!!!
• Barnett’s birthday is coming up – little birthday bash
  • Very cute, very nice
• This is a stunning convo (NOT)
  • Barnett: Why did you say yes?
  • Jessica: Shit
• Jessica is flipping the hair and flirting with Barnett RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
  • Barnett needs to run away. As fast as possible.
  • Okay but she is very drunk, she went for the drunk high five
    • Amber calling her out like this
• Bud Light gets the beer sponsor
• Jessica and Mark battling Barnett and Amber in beer pong – this is a nice little duel
• Lauren’s earings at this part are MASSIVE. My whole arm can fit through that.
• The arguments are all happening because of the alcohol
  • Giannani storming off is awkward
• Jessica IS THE WORST! She is not a good drunk. At all.