Screw The Snake, Jon Voight Steals The Show “Anaconda”
“A “National Geographic” film crew is taken hostage by an insane hunter, who forces them along on his quest to capture the world’s largest – and deadliest – snake.” Director: […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Three (Apr. 17 – Apr. 23)
BREAKING NEWS! Before I get to the rest of the week, at the time of writing this, there is an accepted trade in the league. Team Bangarang Rufio (Eric) has […]
All Checked In To “The Continental”
“The Continental is a chain of hotels located all around the world that function as a neutral territory for members of the criminal underworld. They are frequented by many hitmen […]
Screw You Chief, Southbury Fucking Rocks
A couple days ago, Barstool Chief had the following take on Dog Walk. The Dog Walk on Twitter: “What did Connecticut do to you? @BarstoolChief https://t.co/xI64wOJdlO” / Twitter The TLDR […]
Steven Soderbergh Is A Vibe Connoisseur With “No Sudden Move”
“A group of criminals are brought together under mysterious circumstances and have to work together to uncover what’s really going on when their simple job goes completely sideways.” Director: Steven […]
The Mandalorian Chapter 21 (S3E5) Reaction | The Pirate
We start off the episode with flashbacks to episode one with Vane and Gordian Shard; the henchman Pirate and his leader. Also Din Djarin is talking to Paz Vizsla during […]
“Anthropoid” Starts Out Strong And Continues Momentum
“Based on the extraordinary true story of Operation Anthropoid, the WWII mission to assassinate SS General Reinhard Heydrich, the main architect behind the Final Solution and the Reich’s third in […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Two (Apr. 10 – Apr. 16)
I would like to say that having your two mainstays at shortstop for the year getting hurt in the same week at the start of the 2023 season is NOT […]
“Italian Studies” Passes Without Flying Colors
“A writer loses her memory. Adrift in NYC, she connects with a group of teenagers – in conversations both real and imagined – and searches for a way home.” Director: […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week One (Mar. 30 – Apr. 9)
I am in a fantasy baseball league with my cousins and many of his friends. To these people I am not known as Stanko. I am known as Cousin John. […]
“Barbie” Trailer Reaction
“Barbie lives in Barbie Land and then a story happens.“ Director: Greta GerwigWriters: Noah Baumbach, Greta GerwigStaring: Margot Robbie, Ryan Gosling, Will Ferrell, Helen Mirren, John Cena, Michael Cera, Emma […]
The Mandalorian Chapter 20 (S3E4) Reaction | The Foundling
The flashback prior to the episode beginning basically retells the important parts from chapter 19. We say Din Djarin and Bo-Katan get cleansed in the living waters of the mines […]
“Hypnotic” Trailer Reaction
“A detective investigates a mystery involving his missing daughter and a secret government program.” Director: Robert RodriguezWriter: Max Borenstein, Robert RodriguezStaring: Ben Affleck, William Fletcher, Alice BragaRated: RRelease Date: May […]
“X” Gonna Give It To Ya
“In 1979, a group of young filmmakers set out to make an adult film in rural Texas, but when their reclusive, elderly hosts catch them in the act, the cast […]
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT? I Am Talking About “Men”
“A young woman goes on a solo vacation to the English countryside following the death of her ex-husband.” Director: Alex GarlandWriter: Alex GarlandStaring: Jessie Buckley, Rory KinnearRated: RRelease Date: May […]
Ranking The Episodes Of “The Last Of Us” Season One
Everyone loves lists, so here is another one. Here are my favorite episodes of season one of The Last Of Us descending from least to most favorite. I should note […]
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