“Jungle Cruise” Trailer Reaction
Based off another Disney ride…but Jungle Cruise has zero of the positives going for it that Pirates Of The Caribbean: Curse Of The Black Pearl. You have the charisma of Dwayne ‘The Rock’ […]
“The Irishman” Another Trailer Reaction
Director: Martin ScorseseWriters: Steve Zaillian, Charles BrandtStaring: Al Pacino, Robert De Niro, Joe PesciStreaming: NetflixRelease Date: November 17, 2019 This is Martin Scorsese to an absolute tee. From the opening […]
“Slow West” | Grounded Western Romance
“He loved you with all his heart.” “His heart was in the wrong place.” “His spirit was true.” Oh how I LOVE a great gut-punching ending. Slow West is a […]
“Limitless” | A Low Ceiling Movie That’s Better Than It Has Any Right To Be
Reacting to movies that happened way in the past is an odd thing. The legacy of the movie is already embedded in the culture and minds are often made regarding […]
“Trick ‘r Treat” | Worth Stealing An Extra Piece
The Halloween season is approaching! While I personally am not a fan of dressing up and going out in public (says something about myself), I do love to stay in, […]
“Emelie” | An Absurd ‘Meh’ Fest
What a weird movie. What an odd freaking movie. Emelie is a horror movie directed by Michael Thelin staring a relatively small cast of unknown talents. Sarah Bolger plays Emelie; […]
“Rambo: Last Blood” | It Is What It Is…And That’s Good Thing
RAMBOOOOOOOO!!! Up front, Rambo: Last Blood is not for everyone. If you don’t love action, violence, the character of John Rambo and the screen presence of Sylvester Stallone, then you […]
Stanko Stance: “Rambo: Last Blood” Initial Reaction
Quick three-minutes reaction walking out of the theater after seeing Rambo: Last Blood. “Rambo: Last Blood” IMDB “Rambo: Last Blood” Rotten Tomatoes
“It: Chapter 2” | Like Luke-Warm Leftovers From An Originally Fantastic Meal
“Come Home.” It is time to return to Derry, Maine, the birthplace of It; the evil-in-carnet presence that takes the shape of an evil soul-devouring clown. Pennywise, after 27 years […]
“The Amazing Johnathan Documentary” | Too Surreal To Be Fake
Going into The Amazing Johnathan Documentary, I knew nothing about Johnathan himself, the mystique around him, or his rather unique act. Walking out, I am not sure whether or not […]
“Serenity” | Uhhh, What Just Happened?
What the hell happened in Serenity? That is the question. This movie is absolutely bonkers and then it hits the final twist and the haberdashery is raised to levels of […]
“School Spirit” | Equivalent To A Boring Pep Rally
This is going to be short and sweet. Hulu’s latest horror original School Spirit is not really original in anyway. The setting, plot, characters and conclusion are all cliché and […]
“Ready Or Not” | A Game Worth Replaying Multiple Times
What an uproarious and delightful time at the movies! Ready Or Not is bloody, violent, absurd, funny and a wonderful escape from the normality of theatrical releases. It’s entertaining from […]
“Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark” | Subtlety And Setting Scare Best
Based off a series of short stories written by Alvin Schwartz of the same name, Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark is a horror film that works with suspense […]
“Escape Room ” | A Perfectly Adequate Escape
Sometimes there is room for a low-key thriller that fills the time and leavings one with nothing but a “well I watched that” sort of feeling. Such is the experience […]
“Alita: Battle Angel” | A Beautiful Looking Story Of Tropes
Alita: Battle Angel is a perfectly adequate action adventure that ticks all the boxes. The visual effects are stunning, truly top notch, but nothing else is worth writing home about. […]
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