Ranking All The Batman Movies
Here we are, just days after the release of The Batman (2022). The world is in a Caped Crusader craze, and I include myself among that hoard. By my count, […]
10 Things That Should Be Illegal, Outlawed, And Banned At Movie Theaters.
I do not care if this is going to make me seem like an asshole on this subject, but the movie theater is a sacred space to me and far […]
The 94th Academy Awards – Stanko’s Version (Version 4.0)
Let’s try to analyze this. It is going to be really hard. Before you scream at your screen, just a reminder that these are only from movies that I have […]
“Bullet Train” Trailer Reaction
“Five assassins aboard a fast moving bullet train find out their missions have something in common.” Director: David LeitchWriters: Kôtarô Isaka, Zak OlkewiczStaring: Brad Pitt, Zazie Beetz, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Joey […]
“The Batman” | Reeves & Patterson Deliver On Dark And Dreary Promise
“When the Riddler, a sadistic serial killer, begins murdering key political figures in Gotham, Batman is forced to investigate the city’s hidden corruption and question his family’s involvement.” Director: Matt […]
“Pig” | Simple, Slick, Supremely Satisfying
“A truffle hunter who lives alone in the Oregon wilderness must return to his past in Portland in search of his beloved foraging pig after she is kidnapped.” Director: Michael […]
List Of Films Eligible For Best Picture At 94th Annual Academy Awards
And so it begins… Here are all of the eligible films in alphabetical order. I have bolded the movies I have seen and hyperlinked my reaction/review if I wrote one […]
“Twilight” | This Was The Basis For A Phenomena?
“When Bella Swan moves to a small town in the Pacific Northwest, she falls in love with Edward Cullen, a mysterious classmate who reveals himself to be a 108-year-old vampire.” […]
“Dear Evan Hansen” | It Is Cringe, And Then It Gets Worse
“Film adaptation of the Tony and Grammy Award-winning musical about Evan Hansen, a high school senior with Social Anxiety disorder and his journey of self-discovery and acceptance following the suicide […]
“Still Of The Night” | Still Wanting More From Mystery Thriller
“A Manhattan psychiatrist probes a patient’s murder and falls for the victim’s mysterious mistress.” Director: Robert BentonWriters: Robert Benton, David NewmanStaring: Roy Scheider, Meryl Streep, Jessica TandyRelease Date: November 19, […]
“The Green Knight” | Visually Striking Choose Your Own Ending Arthurian Tale
“A fantasy retelling of the medieval story of Sir Gawain and the Green Knight.” Director: David LoweryWriter: David LoweryStaring: Dev Patel, Alicia Vikander, Joel Edgerton, Sarita ChoudhuryRelease Date: July 30, […]
“Elvis” Trailer Reaction
“A look at the life of the legendary rock and roll star, Elvis Presley.” Director: Baz LuhrmannWriters: Baz Luhrmann, Sam Bromell, Craig PearceStaring: Tom Hanks, Austin Butler, Olivia DeJongeRelease Date: […]
“Death Ship” | Nazi Haunted Ship Doesn’t Leave Any Scares
“A mysterious ghostly freighter rams and sinks a modern day cruise ship whose survivors climb aboard the freighter and discover that it is a World War II Nazi torture vessel.” […]
“Stand By Me” | Yes, I Finally Saw It, Stop Yelling At Me
“After the death of one of his friends, a writer recounts a childhood journey with his friends to find the body of a missing boy.” Director: Rob ReinerWriters: Raynold Gideon, […]
“Texas Chainsaw Massacre” | Bloody (very bloody) Entertainment
“After nearly 50 years of hiding, Leatherface returns to terrorize a group of idealistic young friends who accidentally disrupt his carefully shielded world in a remote Texas town.” Director: David […]
“Nightmare Alley” | Del Toro Delivers Fastball & Cooper Evolves Wretchedly
“An ambitious carny with a talent for manipulating people with a few well-chosen words hooks up with a female psychiatrist who is even more dangerous than he is.” Director: Guillermo […]
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