• I am completing my stream-of-consciousness thoughts on all the โ€œHaloโ€ episodes only because I am a completionist. If you read this, then you are a crazy person.
  • Do I remember where I am in the show?
    • No, not at all. Only that the humans are really fucked up. The Covenant is winning.
  • I wonder why the show was canceled because season two is way better than season one. I do remember this.
  • Episode seven is called โ€œThermopylaeโ€. This has to reference the big battle between the Persians and the Greeks, right?
  • Thank god we have a โ€œpreviously onโ€ recap
    • I forgot that Kai kind of ran away with Ackerson.
    • I do not remember that Kwan met with Dr. Miranda Keyes
  • Master Chief and Makee are having a moment because they just touched the artifact.
    • I remember not enjoying this daydreaming cross-talking aspect from the first season.
  • The Arbiter is with Makee. They are on a mission thatโ€™s kind of fuck the covenant.
  • Makee has found the Halo.
    • She says the ring belongs to Master Chief and Makee.
      • But she sees the differenceโ€ฆMaster Chief doesnโ€™t believe while she does.
  • We have some alien vs. alien fighting going on.
  • A certain preist is following Makee, but Cortana comes to save the day, distracting him.
  • As the theme song plays, I guess I should get back to playing the Halo games.
    • When I first got diagnosed with cancer, I bought the Master Chief Collection on Steam and beat the first two games in no time.
      • It’s not my first time playing through them all; they are just games I enjoy.
        • I never did play Halo 5. Halo 4 could have been better.
  • The Admiral is in charge, and she is threatening Ackerson about finding Master Chief because otherwise, the disaster on Reach,
    • Ackerson does not like being talked down to by the Admiral.
  • Some police force is approaching Master Chiefโ€ฆ.and people just arenโ€™t responding the orders to shoot him.
    • No shit. They respect Master Chief. Not this random police officer.
  • Ahhh, Kai is now on the good guy’s team again.
  • Dr. Catherine Halsey and Kwan are in the same room with Miranda Keyesโ€ฆI do not remember this. All of this is foreign to me.
    • What are these notes you are comparing?
    • These doors opening once contained DNAโ€ฆtheirs and ours. What do โ€œtheirsโ€ refer too?
  • Well, all of the Spartans that the Admiral sent in got wiped out, so Ackersonโ€™s pet project is getting fucked up.
    • The Spartan 3s are going to be destroyed.
  • Oh, we are back with Soren and Laera now. They are looking for their son (named Kessler), who they believe was taken by the UNSC?
    • Soren having flashbacks to when he was taken.
    • Kessler’s parents won’t save him tonight. He needs a night to find out who he is.
      • Laera does not like this idea one bit. Nope, not one bit.
  • This entire episode seems rushed. It seems I missed something, but perhaps it’s because I have forgotten a lot in the five months since I watched the show.
  • We had a meeting with Talia, the marine with whom Master Chief has a connection. She is part of the Spartans, who are going to be annihilated.ย 
  • Master Chief is on the same ship as Ackersonโ€ฆdidnโ€™t know that. Or forgot that.
    • He wants his armor back. He is going to get it back.
  • What is this โ€œSpikeโ€ that Ackerson is talking about?
    • It is going to blow up everything.
      • The battle for the Halo will be won by the humans or by no one at all. That seems to be the Admiralโ€™s plan.
  • Ohhh, Dr. Miranda Keyes finding out about her dadโ€™s sacrifice.
    • That was a good episode.
  • It would appear that Kwan has the ability to open this door that Keyes is so interested in? Or something that piques Halseyโ€™s eyes.
  • Ackerson suddenly asking Master Chief, โ€œWhat are we going to do?โ€ really upsets me. That is a massive character switch. I am not a fan.
    • Master Chief demands that Ackerson tell everyone what Admiral Margaret Parangosky did, plus himself. And the proof in the pudding is that Master Chief is still alive, and thatโ€™s why Ackerson can be trusted.
  • Kwanโ€™s puzzle-solving venture with the wall of mystery leads to a clock analogy.
    • This is meant to be an uplifting moment with โ€œRainmakerโ€ music, but I am bored, and all I want is action.
      • Where the hell has Kwan seen it before? Someone fill me in from my own memory holes.
    • Ah, the door has opened. It did indeed take less than four months, as Keyes said.
  • Master Chief admits that the admiral is right that Halo can not be entrusted to anyone, which puts him and Kai on separate paths.
    • Kai is going to save the Spartans that are being sent to slaughter while Master Chief goes on his own mission of grandeur.
  • Lots of switching back and forth between characters and plot points this episode.
    • We are suddenly back with Kwan and company. The door they opened led to a lab with a scientist in it, but they had to vacate the premises quickly.
      • The scientist was dead, but he had something in his hand that Keyes took.
      • I suppose there was an entire city behind the door and underneath the walkway. That seems like a lot.
  • Jesus, now we are back with Makeeโ€ฆand she is branding herself??
    • The Arbiter is bound to Makee; she says they are bound to The Ring.
  • And after saying that his son needed to go through this UNSC child torture-type beating, Soren suddenly has a change of heart.
    • Kessler doesnโ€™t like what he say from his dad, but Soren did it anyway.ย 
    • Laera and Kessler were taken away somewhere. But Soren doesnโ€™t seem to know where?
  • Master Chief reunites with Talia.
    • She is shocked that he is alive.
    • She is upset that Master Chief is not going with them.
  • This is not a good episode. It is bouncing back and forth everywhere.
    • This may be reading into it, but perhaps they received a tap on the shoulder that they should hurry things up.
  • Master Chief walking through the ship in his armor is causing people to gawk.
    • He has commandeered a ship. He is taking off.
  • And there we have it, the ring in space.
  • That was a badly constructed and paced episode of television.
  • Only one more episode to go.

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