QUICK THOUGHTS ON EPISODE
QUICK THOUGHTS ON EPISODE
Opening Montage
- I mean this in the most respectable way, but I think I could beat Jesse Palmer at tennis.His shots seem to be lobbing over the net.
- The ladies entering the mansion are all excited, as they should be I suppose. Still want to know how they pick roommates and such. Perhaps that would explain why Sydney and Madina are best friends.
- We are getting two group dates and one solo date.
- Turns out that these group dates are VERY different from one another. Apples to oranges really.
- Is this previewing of a scene that is eventually going to take place happening in every episode now?
- We had Joey being alone on the final stage in the first episode, and now Lauren tossing a cake.
FIRST GROUP DATE
- We have a “Here Comes The Bride” theme with nine (I think) women dressing up in wedding gowns and going to hang out with Joey in front of some randoms.
- This all seems to be a test of chemistry.
- On the way to the venue, Maria gives a fake toast and thanks her father…which really upsets Lauren.
- So Lauren’s (and Allison’s) dad has died recently, which is very sad. She gets overwhelmed and starts crying in the car.
- This is going to be a theme throughout the episode.
- So Lauren’s (and Allison’s) dad has died recently, which is very sad. She gets overwhelmed and starts crying in the car.
- We get to the venue and the prize of the day is going to be a “first dance” with Joey.
- The big early fun competition is a game of musical chairs to see who will get to sit next to Joey at this long table.
- This is why long tables are not my preferred table sitting at weddings. Circular tables allow for more communication.
- The music stops, and Evalin VAULTS HERSELF over the table and tries to get the seat next to joey. It was truly an outstanding athletic achievement and Joey was remarkably impressed.
- I appreciate the show breaking the moment down with slow-motion replays and multiple camera angles.
- Now Evalin doesn’t get to sit next to Joey because Lauren was in the chair. If Lauren wasn’t having a bad day, then perhaps I would say she should have given up her seat for the effort.
- Rachel ends up winning the first half of this group date with a great toast. Rachel gets to dance with Joey, to a serenade FROM MICHAEL FUCKING BOLTON. THE FUCKING REAL MICHAEL BOLTON. This SHOCKED ME!
- Come to the cocktail part of the group date, the sparks start flying when Maria changes out of a typical dress and puts herself in a revealing black dress that Joey can’t help but be impressed by.
- The other important conversation that happens during this cocktail party is between Jess and Joey. Jess opens up about her past relationship and somewhat breaks down and Joey has to console her.
- Joey is very good at consoling people.
- I have a theory that it’s the way Joey leans in to listen. He does forehead first, not chin first, which seems to be more welcoming.
- Joey also also has to console Lauren who talks about her dad the weird day that she has had.
- Joey is very good at consoling people.
- Jess ends up getting the group dae. It should have gone to Evalin or Rachel. Probably Evalin. Still can’t get that jump out of my head.
ONE-ON-ONE DATE
- Daisy gets the one-on-one date, and with it, she basically sews up the entire show. It doesn’t take a crazy perceptive set of eyes to see that Joey is really into Daisy and that they have great chemistry.
- Daisy is most concerned with her cochlear implant, and while she doesn’t get to tell Joey about it in the first portion of their date at the country festival, she eventually gets to it in the dinner portion.
- We begin with a helicopter ride which is just classic Bachelor fodder. Daisy is worried about it with her auditory problems, but thankfully it all works out.
- At the country festival, the pair just hang out, talk, dance to the singer Bahamas and vibe wonderfully with one another. The conversations are flowing, Daisy and Joey both look great, and things are just all positive.
- Come the dinner portion, where the two just look like a great match, Daisy goes into her life story wit Joey and begins with the medical mishaps she has been battling since she was 11 years old.
- Lyme Disease can really be a bitch, huh?
- What I truly envy about Daisy is the way she can make anything into a positive. Her past experiences are all tiring, yet she still is looking at it all in a positive light. She is taking what life is giving her and embracing it.
- Joey also loves all this. He is remarkably impressed. Taking her passion that she has and working her own non-profit to share her optimism is some heavy stuff.
- To the surprise of no one, Daisy gets the one-on-one date rose.
- Can we talk about the line where Joey said he never saw the cochlear implant because he was too busy looking into her eyes?
- ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME JOEY??
SECOND GROUP DATE
- The second group date is a boot camp. These ladies are doing the opposite of dressing up nicely. These ladies are getting down and dirty.
- Demi and Jubilee join Joey explaining what this event is going to be like. After some initial push-ups and jumping jacks, the 10 ladies attending this date are split into two teams where they must play a version of “capture the heart”.
- The five winners of the team get extra time with Joey. The classic stressing out about time interviews ensue before we get to this competition.
- What the hell are the rules to this game? Are these ladies just tossing paint on each other? There are no eliminations? Why do you not just run, grab the heart and run back? That is what Edwina did the first time…so why not just do it every time?
- This event is pretty much just a sprint competition.
- The way this game was played reminded me of 10 Things I Hate About You.
- Evalin and Edwina are making a great case that this is the most athletic batch of Bachelor contestants ever.
- An added twist to this group date is that of the five winning players…only one gets private time with Joey.
- This seems like an add on rule that is not fair at all. I think this means REALLY bad things for the other four women part of the winning team. Not saying Joey made this rule, but it seems like it was a funneling of interest.
- Edwina wins more time with Joey. She talks about growing up in an African household and how she had lots of pressure on her to mature quickly.
- One thing I noticed about Edwina is that her eyes were basically closed while she was telling her personal story. Was very different than Daisy on the one-on-one who was looking right at Joey.
- Edwina gets the second group date rows.
- This second group date was a HUGE letdown compared to the first group date. It felt more unfair, less amusing things happened, and none of drama between the women, or Joey, was stimulating.
COCKTAIL PARTY DRAMA
- Before we get to the cocktail session before the rose ceremony, we need to address some drama that happened at the house.
- Madina gets vulnerable and says that she feels very self conscience that she is 31 years old and is the oldest person at the house.
- Maria, who is 29, dismisses Madina’s comment as a little silly. Maria makes it known to the camera that there are a lot of people who are older than Joey. For the record, Joey is 28 years old.
- Maria told Lauren in private that she thought Madina was being a bit silly about being 31 years old, but Sydney heard the conversation. Sydney tells Marina, because they are good friends. Marina is “her girl.”
- Resetting a bit. Taylor tells Maria that Sydney told Madina that Maria was making comments. Taylor being the middle woman lets Maria know that Madina is a bit upset.
- Maria approaches Madina as she is setting up a special area for she and Joey. Maria wants to have a conversation and is very forceful about it. Frankly, too forceful. Not a look for Maria. Madina just wants to focus on her time with Joey but she is being distracted by Maria calling herself old too.
- Madina does make it seem like there is more to her story, which we don’t know yet.
- We never get to hear it this episode because we don’t see any of Madina and Joey’s conversation. Slightly annoyed by that tease.
- Madina does make it seem like there is more to her story, which we don’t know yet.
- Maria approaches Madina as she is setting up a special area for she and Joey. Maria wants to have a conversation and is very forceful about it. Frankly, too forceful. Not a look for Maria. Madina just wants to focus on her time with Joey but she is being distracted by Maria calling herself old too.
- One final reset about this age argument.
- Sydney confesses that she heard Maria talking about age and sparked the whole entire conversation. Is that a bit silly by Sydney? I think so. HOWEVER, Maria is acting way out of pocket with how angry she is being. She needs to calm the fuck down because she is about to be painted the bad gal.
- I don’t think that Maria is a bad person, but I do think she lives without a filter and that is both great for the show and bad when you are forced to be with people that don’t totally vibe with one another.
- Sydney confesses that she heard Maria talking about age and sparked the whole entire conversation. Is that a bit silly by Sydney? I think so. HOWEVER, Maria is acting way out of pocket with how angry she is being. She needs to calm the fuck down because she is about to be painted the bad gal.
- Maria, who is 29, dismisses Madina’s comment as a little silly. Maria makes it known to the camera that there are a lot of people who are older than Joey. For the record, Joey is 28 years old.
- Madina gets vulnerable and says that she feels very self conscience that she is 31 years old and is the oldest person at the house.
- The other major event to happen at the cocktail party involves a surprise self elimination.
- Lauren has decided that she does not want to be on the show any more. She is not handling the entire process well.
- “I’m freaking out…So I’m gonna go home.”
- Joey seems legit shocked that Lauren is going home on her own so quickly. He thought he was just coming to check in after hearing her struggles at the end of their group date.
- With that being said, Joey states that he can sense that he can’t do anything to change her mind. I do think he can feel bad but also feel slightly relieved at the same time.
- The funniest bit is that Lauren was handed a cake while talking with Joey. I have to think that this was a prop for her and Joey to have a shared memory, and the producers who delivered it didn’t know exactly what was happening.
- The worst part is not that it’s embarrassing for Lauren. The worst part is that it’s NOT RED VELVET!
- SHE THREW IT ON THE GROUND.
- I don’t like this move. This means that a PA needs to clean up the bits to make sure the mansion is clean. Not fair to the little guys for a small stunt.
- SHE THREW IT ON THE GROUND.
- The worst part is not that it’s embarrassing for Lauren. The worst part is that it’s NOT RED VELVET!
- Lauren has decided that she does not want to be on the show any more. She is not handling the entire process well.
ROSE CEREMONY
- Dare I say, not a lot of drama with this one?
- The producers put Sydney and Maria right next to one another. I see what you did there.
- Madina gets a rose but we don’t see any of her convo with Joey. Not a good sign.
- THe official people who got roses during the ceremony: Rachel, Lexi, Kelsey A. Kelsey T., Jenn, Evalin, Autumn, Madina, Lea, Katelyn, Chrissa, Maria, Starr, Allison, and Sydney.
(MY) POWER RANKINGS
No. 18
Sydney
(Last Week #18)
No. 17
Starr
(Last Week #21)
No. 16
Jess
(Last Week #23)
No. 15
Kelsey T.
(Last Week #14)
No. 14
Madina
(Last Week #20)
No. 13
Autumn
(Last Week #11)
No. 12
Katelyn
(Last Week #15)
No. 11
Lexi
(Last Week #12)
No. 10
Lea
(Last Week #6)
No. 9
Allison
(Last Week #10)
No. 8
Rachel
(Last Week #19)
No. 7
Edwina
(Last Week #13)
No. 6
Jenn
(Last Week #7)
No. 5
Evalin
(Last Week #17)
No. 4
Kelsey A.
(Last Week #4)
No. 3
Chrissa
(Last Week #5)
No. 2
Maria
(Last Week #2)
No. 1
Daisy
(Last Week #3)
She has not complained about anything. She acknowledges her hardship in life, but she has been making the most of it. She is making her story a strength.
I love Daisy.
This week we say goodbye to Lauren, Erika, Taylor and Marlena.
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