This is going to be a tirade. So apologies in advance. Stay with me. 

Those who know.me know that I am not a huge dog guy. Have never found them as a cute pheromone inducing escape. I have never once wanted dto own a dog. I have my arguments at the ready, but now is not the time. 

Now, I don’t fucking hate dogs, as some of my friends would say. I like other people’s dogs. I like visiting dogs in short spurts, getting them riled up, and then leaving the chaos I created at other’s doorsteps. 

But if your dog is yippy, loud, untrained and poorly disciplined; well then I hate your dog. 

Today, I wanted to punt a dog to the fucking moon, lasso it back, then return it back into outer space with a rocket to ensure it can never return to earth. 

I was going on a run minding my own Goddamn business. I am running on the proper side of the road, away from traffic, and things are going fine. 

All of a sudden I pass by a yard, and I have this dog literally nipping at my heels, trying to bite me and reaching with his paws to scratch me. This dog leaves his yard, no leash, no electric fence, and proceeds to try and act like a bitch boy guard dog on me. 

First of all, scares the shit out of me seeing a dog run at yiu with its mouth open trying to nip you. Even if the dog isn’t that large, still not a great experience. Second, FUCKING KEEP TRACK OF YOUR DOG. 

if your dog doesn’t deal well with strangers with 20 feet of it, then how about you take some fucking precautions. Oh, boo hoo, you don’t wanna limit your dog’s life experience? Oh fuck off. Your dog is a pet. An animal. Its well being and happiness do not supersede strangers. And if you think a pet takes precedence over a human, then you are part of the problem. 

Leash your dog. Put up an electric fence. Have a real fence. Fucking do something. 

I really don’t care if you think I sound like an animal myself. It infuriates me when people don’t have social awareness of courtesy, and that extends to pets as well. I should not have to worry about a dog chasing me for three tenths of a mile in the middle of a Sunday afternoon.

To the women walking her dogs coming the direction I was going and to the car that had to stop in the middle of the road because of this dog’s fanatic running…yea I was trying to kick and shoow this dog away. Yea I was going out of way to make sure I wasn’t going to be th prey to a yippy asshole pet in this scenario.

Now before you pet lovers still reading this go absolutely berserk and report me to whomever you do. You’ll be happy to know I didn’t make contact. You’ll also be happy to know that the dog didn’t get hit by a car. 

I ended up running right at the dog after it got in front of me. I bull rushed it till it finally backed off. 

Now is this all the dog’s fault? No. No it’s not. It’s partial, but most of the blame goes on the owner. It’s absolute bullshit to not have something set up to keep your dog contained if it can’t deal with someone jogging by. 

I’ll catch flack for this blog. I don’t care. I’m heated. It’s not a big thing in the grand scale of the world’s problems, but it’s a perfect petty argument I’m ready to battle till the end of days.


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