“Bert’s drunken past catches up with him 20 years down the road when he and his father are kidnapped by those Bert wronged 20 years ago while drunk on a college semester abroad in Russia.”

Director: Peter Atencio
Writers: Kevin Biegel, Scotty Landes
Staring: Mark Hamill, Bert Kreischer
Rated: R
Release Date: TBD

This is a thing that is really happening? I can hardly believe it.

Five days ago Bert Kreischer dropped the trailer for The Machine on his 50th birthday and the anniversary of “The Machine” story. This is a movie that has no release date. There was zero public awareness of it before it was dropped onto the Internet. It is ambush marketing at its finest.

If you have no listened to Bert’s “The Machine” story, give yourself a moment and watch it below.

49 million views!!

So what is this movie The Machine about? It is a sequel to his comedic tale, taking place 20 years after his first drunken adventure on the train. Bert, and his father, are kidnapped and are forced to fcae those individuals he wronged two decades prior.

In all seriousness, this is a genius idea to keep Bert in the movie and too mesh it with his most famous comedic skit.

This movie is directed by Peter Atencio, who is no slouch when it comes to comedy. He directed Keanu (2016) and has been a part of Key and Peele, as well as suspense stories like The Twilight Zone. Peter Atencio is not doing this as an unseasoned rookie. He has to see a huge potential with this.

Oh, and Mark Hamill is in this playing the elder Kreischer. This is nuts.

I will be watching The Machine with the lowest of expectations and I can’t wait to be chuckling.

OH, did you think I would forget about the “Hitler’s Cup” part of the title? Not. A. Chance.

2 Bears, 1 Cave is a podcast with Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer and it is one of the best comedy podcasts out there. i get inundated with their clips from their show all the time, and I am never ever upset about it.

This moment below is one of the best parts of one of the best podcast bits running right now. If you don’t know, Tom and bert try and one-up each other with outrageously grand birthday gifts every year.

This here. This is the cake. The creme de-la creme.

Tom got Bert Hitler’s tea cup, and Bert is holding it so dainty like. It is awesome. Their reactions are priceless. The conundrum that Tom put Bert in is top-notch brain pretzel.

This shit is awesome. Two hilarious dudes making each other laugh. They aren’t trying to be funny, they just are funny.

If you have not heard of Tom, I linked one of my favorite shorts below. It is picture perfect and smart to a point.

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