Here are my completely pointless preseason Bachelor Contestant power rankings. These are based STRICTLY off of the bios on ABC.com and some slight stalking of their Instagrams.
– I am going to hate this “queen” and I bet she mentions her dog more than three times.
-When asked if you could be anyone else for a day…don’t answer with yourself. That’s a wee bit narcocistic.
-Didn’t know she was a former Boston inhabitant but still don’t love her vibe. She has been engaged twice.
-NOPE. From Women’s Health Magazine: Amber also prefers to meow instead of say “excuse me” when she wants Matt’s attention.
-Too much of an Instagram model look for me.
-Her job entails responding to all Yelp reviews…
-This is what my girlfriend said: “Anybody else seeing Alexis from Schitt’s Creek’s?”
-An older contestant and I am very curious what a talent acquisition partner at Alaska Airlines does.
-Absolutely beautiful BUT SHE IS ONLY 21 YEARS OLD!!!???
-Supposedly she is very very blunt. I think she either goes home week one or is here to stay as a pot stirrer.
-“I’m incredibly social and love to interact with people,” she says; Kaili and I would not be friends.
-I think she is a makeup master based off her instagram and photos. She is from Durham, NC…same hometown as Matt!
20. Serena C.
-Flight attendant. I always want to know what airline is best to be a flight attendant on.
-I have no strong feelings towards Mari. She is pretty, but meh?
-A lawyer and I have a hunch that she is going to last a long time in the show.
-Her photo on ABC does not do her any justice. I think her Ethiopian heritage is going to be a big thing.
-Chris says she’s as “sharp as a thorn on a rose.” WHAT DOES THAT MEAN??
-She is an entrepreneur but haven’t seen anything she has done as its supposed to come in 2021.
-She seems super down to earth based off her bio and Instagram.
-Just really pretty. Straight up gorgeous.
-I love her job and think that we would be actual friends. She is a pageant girl, one of two this season.
-I love the name and want to be her friend but she’d be appalled that I just don’t do my hair.
-Chris Harrison says her limo entrance is one of the best ever…I wonder what it is.
-Crazy eyes…but I like crazy. She does look a lot like Hannah B. Seems like a bucket full of sunshine but will burn you.
-Chris Harrison says she has a “bold outfit choice on night one.” What does that mean? Conservative or nah?
-What a badass job being a professional ballerina. That has to be one of the most unique ones ever.
-I love photographers because they have a way of always seeing the little things in life.
-I think that Abigail may be the safest “bring home to the family” contestant.
-She is stunning. Straight up beautiful. Don’t care if she is a Tik Tok creator. She gives me heart eyes.
-According to some sleuthing, she may not last as long as I’d like, but I think Chelsea looks so freaking cool.
2. Serena P.
-She seems super duper normal. She is like the quintessential attainable hot that every guy dreams for.
-I think I have a crush on Rachael based off her bio. Staying in watching movies while working on graphic design. YUP.