Ranking James Bond Films: #26 – “Moonraker” (1979)
It’s bad. It’s really bad. It is the worst.
All 26 James Bond Films Ranked; So The Journey Begins
Over the next few weeks, I will release my rankings of the movies. Come the end of this journey, there will be a massive post with all my thoughts wrapped into one.
Marketing Decisions Letdown Perfectly Enjoyable “Abigail”
I’d like to speak with the marketing team for Abigail (2024). This blog post is directed at you.
“Rope” Still Holds Taut As A Character Based Crime Thriller
Rope (1948) is an Alfred Hitchcock film that doesn’t rely on outstanding visuals or shocking plot twists. Rather, Rope is an outstanding film because of its tight script, which is brought to life with outstanding performances. Taking place in one room over the course of a few hours, Rope dispenses with the who-dun-it mystery and instead places character’s motivations at the forefront.
“The Color Purple” Strikes An Odd Tone
The Color Purple (2023) had been on my to-do list for a long time.
“Argylle” Is Action Vomit Spilled On Screen
What a colorful piece of shit.
“Damsel” Doesn’t Help Netflix’s Bigger Budget Movie Problem
So what the hell is Damsel about? Here you go, if you still want to watch it.
“Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga” Delivers The Blood-Pumping Goods
this prequel takes the central idea of vengeance and uses it as fuel for gasoline and a bullet-filled explosion fest.
“The Apartment” Unlocks Romantic Comedy Genius
So yes, 64 years later, The Apartment (1960) holds up, and then some.
“Devil In A Blue Dress” Has Young Denzel Carrying The Load
Devil In A Blue Dress (1995) is a multi-layered crime thriller that pins a reluctant Easy Rawlins (Denzel Washington) amid a political and criminal conspiracy.
“Blink Twice” Trailer Reaction
“When tech billionaire Slater King meets cocktail waitress Frida at his fundraising gala, he invites her to join him and his friends on a dream vacation on his private island. […]
“Killers Of The Flower Moon” Stitches Its Enjoyment To Its Storytelling Method
We are late to the party with Killers Of The Flower Moon (2023). But the FBI was late addressing what was happening to the Osage people, so we beg your pardon.
Today I Learned “Almost Famous” Is Beloved By Many
When I posted that I watched Almost Famous (2000), I had more than a few coworkers and friends reach out to me saying that it was one of, if not their favorite movies. Someone even called it the perfect movie.
“Deadpool & Wolverine” Trailer Reaction
Since Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) is happening and there is no stopping, we must take a look at this new movie through its own lens, with as-objective-a-lens as possible. The trailer is out, so fuck it, let’s dive in.
“The Beekeeper” Is An Action Letdown From Ayers & Statham
Unfortunately, this bit of action slop is not good.
Scene Appreciation: Kronk & “The Emperor’s New Groove”
This post is perhaps not a scene appreciation, but a character appreciation.
Stanko's Stance 