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Real Reason For Sundays Fantasy Football Week 2 Recap
Real Reason For Sundays Fantasy Football Week 2 Recap
PREAMBLE
I am writing this preamble on the day I finished my back radiation therapy. I wish I could have hopped off the table, tapped my feet like Dorothy, and been cured, but that is not the case. I will say my third round of therapy was the “warmest,” meaning that I kind of felt something happening while I was being radiated. It was strange. Maybe it was a placebo effect.
Thinking of the fandem of this group, the happiest person in the room has to be Eric? Do I remember that you are a Bucs fan? They have been impressive with two wins thus far, but no one has been more dominant than the New Orleans Saints. Are they for real? Who knows. They could fade. They could not.
Think about that, you 2-0 fantasy football team owners.
Let’s get going.
WEEK 2 SCOREBOARD
- I am sorry, but I just didn’t have time today to write everything.
WEEK 2 ANALYTICS
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- Bove gets fucked with the fourth-highest score but a tally in the loss column.
- Second straight week that Bove would have been a winner if we went just based of top six scorers of the week.
- Eric is the lucky one with the seventh-most points but gets the win, having gone against Brick.
- Michaud set new season-highs for the league in four different categories.
- Three winning teams had three of the lowest quarterback outputs: Michaud, Timmy and Huntley.
- Four winning teams had the four lowest kicker outputs: Vaghi, Eric, Timmy and Billy.
PERSONAL REPORT CARDS
Billy
Bove
Brick
Eric
Gabe
Huntley
Kenney
List
Michaud
Stanko
Timmy
Vaghi
ADDITIONAL WEEK 2 STATISTICS
AVERAGE MARGIN OF VICTORY BY WEEK
- Week 1: 35.01
- Week 2: 28.33
- Average Margin Of Victory This Season Is 31.69
TOP SIX WEEKLY TOTAL
- Michaud – 163.46
- Vaghi – 145.44
- Billy – 133.40
- Bove – 129.54
- Huntley – 128.40
- Timmy – 115.76
LOWEST SIX WEEKLY TOTAL
- Brick – 91.52
- Gabe – 96.20
- List – 102.72
- Stanko – 103.94
- Kenney – 108.50
- Eric – 115.28
AVERAGE TEAM TOTALS PER WEEK
- Week One: 115.85
- Week Two: 112.53
- Average Team Total This Season Is 114.19
WEEK 3 MATCHUPS
- Sorry, I ran out of time writing this.
TEAMS ON A BYE: None
STANDINGS
- Biggest movers of the week
- Huntley was in 12th place last week and moved all the way up to 7th.
- Michaud is in 1st place now, displacing Billy who currently resides in second.
- Bove is in ninth place despite having the fourth most points scored.
- Bove has had 52.48 more points score against him than his closest peer Michael Kenney
- The four teams with 75% chance to make the playoffs are currently the undefeated teams.
PUBLIC RELATIONS
“”Rematch of the championship game last season. Fortunately 49ers sided with me this week with Aiyuk not doing much, though lost Deebo for a few games. In the market for a WR if anyone is interested in an RB in return.”
Matthew Vaghi – Manager of Monkey Boys
No Comment.
Timmy Drakeley – Manager of KC Rough Housers
“Evan Engram pulling a hammy minutes before kickoff was bush league…now he’s questionable for a Monday night game…just not what you want to see. The team rebounded nicely with our first win of the season, looking forward to staying hot this week.”
Eric Sieracki – Manager of Grimace Gang
“I made a sad LPK more sad with a QB that has mashed potatoes brains. May this be the rise of Marvin Harrison jr. Need to beat an 0-2 Bove to have a nice start to the season.”
Andrew Huntley – Manager of GOAT Whisperer
“It was great to see Kamara back to his old form on a week where my qb underformed. Hopefully it doesn’t turn out to be a pyrric victory since Jefferson got hurt during the matchup.”
Justin Michaud – Manager of Heffers Heifers
“Love Train locomotive is firing on all cylinders, this time squashing poor Gabe. Will anybody put a stop to this steamrolling even with our conductor snoozing? Hard to see it happening. Choo choo bitches.”
Billy Drakeley – Manager of Love Train
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