I was going to talk about my surprise win, but in writing this report I have realized what is possibly a flaw in the system? Literally ESPN making a mistake, or it is a loophole I did not know? Jack had more than eight starters go this week. He had 11 starters get credited for stats. In all stats. Strikeouts, wins, ERA and WHIP. 

I am not insane. He had the following:

  • Luis Severino on Monday
  • Lucas Giolito and Domingo German on Tuesday.
  • Marcus Stroman on Thursday.
  • Kodia Senga on Friday.
  • Cristian Javier and Bobby Miller on Saturday.
  • Giolito, Severino, MacKenzie Gore and Taj Bradley on Sunday.

That is 11 starters. And I checked. They all started their respective games.

Can someone explain this? Am I just in the dark?

I know that me griping about this in last place may seem really stupid. But this can affect everyone in the playoff hunt if Jack keeps sliding. And I don’t know how long this has been going on? Or maybe I am just completely wrong? Can someone enlighten me on this problem?

I touch on more of this in the strikeouts and wins category segments.

Also should note there was a trade this week. Bove has traded Toronto Blue Jays shortstop Bo Bichette to Mike DiMaio for Baltimore third baseman Gunnar Henderson and Philadelphia Phillies slugger Kyle Schwarber.

And here we are, week 15. Let’s take a look at it.

Week Fifteen (July 17 – July 23)

Jack got a bit fucked because I had one of my best hit total weeks of the entire season. Meanwhile he had two players go for a combined 0-for-31. OUCH! Marcell Ozuna of Atlanta went 0-for-18 and Anthony Rizzo (when he was rostered) went 0-13 for the Yankees. For myself, Jonathan India, Christian Yelich and Spencer Steer had eight hits each. I had six players with five or more hits, including late week pickup Jarren Duran.

Runs was a wide discrepancy due in large part to many of Jack’s big hitters struggling. Mookie Betts did manage to score a team-leading four runs despite going 4-for-25, but Nick Castellanos, Austin Hays, and Luis Alvarez combined for just four runs scored despite having more than 80 combined plate appearances. My team’s 37 run total was brought to life by Ian Happ and Paul Goldschmidt who combined for 13 runs scored. Brandon Nimmo and Elly De La Cruz each had four runs scored.

It was a low home run total in this matchup. I was tied for the second-fewest this week, and only Jack had the worst. I had seven home runs, hit by seven different people. I am not going to write out all seven players, but I am just happy that De La Cruz decided one of his three hits should be a dinger. List had four home runs, all by different people as well.

Despite more home runs, I remain horrendous when it comes to runs batted in. I am second worst in the league now, only better than Bove (who I play next week). Jack List had 12 home runs from Nolan Arenado. I didn’t mention him in the hits category because of the more lackluster performances in his lineup, but he deserves a shout out for an outstanding week.  Yelich was my leading RBI guy with five. Steer and and Yandy Diaz had four runs batted in each too.

Much like home runs, neither Jack nor I will be scampering home to tell our significant others about our stolen base category performance. We can leave it at the fact that I had four and Jack had three. J.T. Realmuto had two steals for Jack, and I have to give credit to my victory all to Duran who stole two bases for me as a mid-week pickup.

It was not a very good week for OBPs for anyone this week. Kenney was the only team that had an OBP over .3500.  Wowza. Yikes. I had the direct middle of the road with the fifth best mark of .3270, and List had the worst mark at .2727. It was just not a good week for List. He had his hitless players, both of whom did not even record a walk. Arenado led the way for Jack with a .452 clip. I had only two players with over a .400 OBP, one of whom was Duran and and the other was India who has busted out of his slump. But enough of the OBP.

I have a question, why did Jack get credit for all of his strikeouts on the final day when he was maxed out of pitchers? He had seven starts heading into Sunday, so therefore only one of his starters should have counted? He threw four starters on Sunday. Working backwards: 31+13+4+7+3+14+3. That equals 75. But he was only allowed one starter? I thought only eight starts per matchup? Even if you give Jack his best strikeout on that last day (Lucas Giolito with 9), that means you have to subtract 19 strikeouts. That would mean I would have only lost by two. And I am not checking game times. I don’t want the trauma.

I lied. I looked. White Sox game started after the Nationals game. That means Gore strikeouts should count. He still would have beaten me by one. But wait, the Royal and Yankees also started at 1:35, same time as the Nationals game. Severino only had five strikeouts. That swings a category. Just so confused about this whole process.

I am confused. Is this an ESPN mess up? Do I not know the rules? Has Jack been benefiting this way all season long? Have we all?

More questions about the eight starters max when it comes to the wins category. Both Luis Severino and MacKenzie Gore each recorded wins on the last day. He was only allowed one pitcher to pitch. He had had seven starters go prior. We should have drew in the wins category, that is giving Jack one win from the two that he maybe should not have gotten. I am not looking up exactly what time each game started. I am so confused.

The league leader in saves earned a win in the category with five saves. The red hot Baltimore Orioles handed Felix Bautista five innings of work where he gathered three saves and struck out nine in five innings. Josh Hader of San Diego pitched two scoreless innings and recorded two saves. I had two saves from Camilo Doval, and one save from Will Smith. Run of the mill average week is not good enough to beat Jack.

I am not going to tabulate the difference in ERA or WHIP with the seemingly extra starts accounted for. So I will stop that for now. I won this category thanks in large part to Corbin Burnes and his MVP performance with eight shutout innings. James Paxton picked it up as well for the Red Sox with a quality six inning start allowing only two runs. Jon Gray tossed only 4.1 innings and danced around trouble but didn’t allow a run. Jack’s ERA was elevated by Kodai Senga allowing two earned runs in only 3.1 innings against the Red Sox. This could have been worse or better if this game did not get suspended. But the main culprit for Jack’s struggle with earned runs was his best strikeout pitcher, the aforementioned Giolito who had 14 strikeouts but allowed eight runs in 8.2 innings.

Giolito also hurt Jack and his WHIP. The White Sox flame thrower had a WHIP of 2.31 in his starts against the Mets and the Twins. Marcus Stroman saw just one start and surrendered four earned runs in 3.2 innings allowing seven hits and four walks. The only pitchers for Jack that had WHIPs under 1.17 were his relief pitchers Bautista and Hader. My team’s WHIP was not very good either, but I’ll take the category win. Burnes had his dominant start, but Kevin Gausman also had a WHIP under 1.0 in six innings. He allowed four earned runs, but seems like the long ball hurt him.


The MVP for my team this week is going to go to my first starter for the week, Milwaukee’s Corbin Burnes. I was able to take the ERA and WHIP categories this week, which very rarely happens. That is due in large part to Burnes who tossed 8.0 scoreless innings against the Philadelphia Phillies. He allowed only two hits and one walk. Seeing how none of my other starters had an ERA better than 3.00, I needed Burnes to really anchor and that he did.

I hate to do this to him, but I have to do it to him. Elly De La Cruz went 3 for 23 with a .259 on base percentage. Sure he did blast a home run and had four runs scored, but the most electric shortstop in baseball needs to be better! AND NO DIMAIO, I AM NOT TRADING HIM TO YOU. Of anyone who had over 15 at-bats on my team, De La Cruz had the lowest OBP and the lowest hit total. He has been my MVP before, so it is time to humble him.


The MVP’s for Jack’s team is whatever loophole is happening in regards to the starters. He won the strikeout category on it. Has he been benefiting from this all season long? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS.

I was thinking Lucas Giolito for the LVP for Jack, but the fact he had a team-leading 14 strikeouts negates his 8.31 ERA. His 14 Ks help him win that category. That leads me to the hitting categories, and there is really only one option. Marcell Ozuna of the Atlanta Braves. He was 0-for-18, with zero walks. That is a .000 OBP, in case you want to do some math. Ouchie mama. And he was worse than Anthony Rizzo…who was 0-for-13 when he played! Jack didn’t play Rizzo when he went 4-for-4 with a home run.

MVP TRACKER: Albies (1), Burnes (1), De La Cruz (2), Mullins (3), Goldschmidt (2), Soto (1), Steer (2), Verdugo (1), Walls (1), Yelich (1)
LVP TRACKER: Albies (1), Burnes (1), Casas (1), De La Cruz (1), Gausman (1), Goldschmidt (1), Gore (1), Gray (1), Paxton (1), Peralta (1), Soto (1), Sale (1), St. Louis Cardinals (1), Walls (1), Wisdom (1)


WEEK FIFTEEN SCOREBOARD

  • Not quite sure how I pulled this one out of my hat, but I did. I take down Jack by the widest margin of the week. Jack’s losing streak extends to five.
  • Michaud didn’t have his most dominating hitting week, but still it panned out fine. Vaghi only had one win from his pitching staff which probably swayed the one category.
  • DiMaio, in a playoff preview, gets the better of Kenney, 6-4-1. Kenney outhit Dimaio by 21, yet the first place team had more runs, home runs and RBI.
  • Huntley is a gnat. He just stays around and is a pest, in the best way possible. Eric couldn’t get past him this week as Andrew rode home with the 6-4-1 win.
  • And we have a tie. Come the end of the season I will do a summary to see who has the most ties, but I feel like Bove and Billy are both there atop. Drakeley took care of pitching and Bove took care of hitting.

WEEK FIFTEEN STATISTICS DEEP DIVE

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  • There are now four people tied for the lowest win percentage in the ERA category; Bove, DiMaio, Kenney and Michaud are all 6-9 this season which is a 40.0 win percentage.
  • DiMaio has the highest winning percentage in hits, runs, home runs and runs batted in. But he has the lowest winning percentage in wins, ERA and WHIP.
  • DiMaio has joined Michaud having had the best home run category total four times this season.
  • Eric is the only one to have the best win percentage in multiple pitching categories: wins and WHIP.
  • Kenney now has the most wins in the on base percentage this season with four.
  • I have joined Kenney with having the worst mark of RBIs four times this season.
  • List now has five weeks with the best strikeout total, which is the highest total thus far this season.
  • Eric and List each added to their best win total this week and they are both the leaders in the clubhouse with four weeks as the category leaders.
  • Eric was the only team this week to have an ERA of less than four. Eric had the best ERA by nearly a full earned run. Hits were the prerogative this week I guess.
    • Eric’s dominance also stretched to WHIP as well where he had a huge margin. Kenney’s 1.211 WHIP is second best this week and that would have been middle of the road last week.
  • Many different streaks were broken this week, and the only one that remains is that List is now on a five match losing streak.
    • Despite this he is still second in the standings.

WEEK 16 MATCHUPS

  • Ah, we have our irrelevant matchup of the week. Bove and I are fighting for pride. Much like how the Red Sox and Yankees are fighting it out for the bottom of the division.
    • According to the season stats, I should win this matchup, 9-2-0. Based off the statistics, I should sweep the hitting categories…which I don’t believe.
    • Last time out in week seven, Bove and I tied, 5-5-1. Hits, home runs and RBI were all close. We knotted in wins. Bove had the distinct edge in ERA and WHIP while I had the lean in strikeouts.
  • Huge, and I mean HUGEEEE matchup between Vaghi and Kenney. Vaghi is fighting for his playoff life, and he has a massive chance to take the reigns here. Kenney meanwhile is hoping his uptick in OBP dominance will lead to a stabler cushion.
    • According to the season stats, Vaghi is going to take this contest, 6-5-0.
    • Kenney came away with a 7-4-0 last time out against Vaghi. He was lucky enough to win despite having an ERA of 6.045 and a WHIP of 1.254. Can he rely on Vaghi’s team having another tumultuous pitching performance again?
  • Huntley is playing ultimate spoiler mode here. A loss and Michaud may be toast. He has to pray that the Kenney/Vaghi matchup is a blow out and that he can get a big win over Huntley to catch up some ground.
    • According to the season stats, Michaud is going to win this contest, 8-3-0.
    • Michaud took care of business against Huntley in week seven but it was by the skin of his team. He won by one in home runs, three in RBI and one in stolen bases. Toss in a mere five strikeouts difference and a 0.010 ERA differential. This is anyone’s contest.
  • The hits keep on coming for Jack. Tough times for the Johnny Baboon’s and now he goes against the top-ranked hitting team and top overall team in the league. DiMaio is looking for his second straight over a potential playoff team.
    • Believe it or not, according to the season stats, Jack List should win this one 6-5-0 with a sweep in the pitching categories.
    • Jack, remember the good times. Last time you played DiMaio you won 7-3-1 and were riding atop the league. Another win against the top-seeded team would most definitely mean playoffs and a fresh mindset.
  • Billy’s team may be named the Shutpiece’s, but it is Eric’s team that has been great on the mound all year. Eric can help himself feel secure for the playoffs with a win this week.
    • According to the season stats, Eric should win this matchup, 10-1-0.
    • Largest margin of week seven was Eric and his 8-3-0 stifling of Billy. Eric had a huge 81 hit week, yet only had one more run than Billy. Stolen bases also went to Eric by just one bag. 

OVERALL STANDINGS

  • No actual movement in the standings this week. Everything stayed the same.
  • DiMaio has increased his first place lead to four games. He is creating a solid cushion for top seed in the playoffs.
  • The playoff four stay the same.
    • DiMaio beat Kenney in the playoff preview this week but it was very close (6-4-1).
  • Vaghi stays in fifth place but now he is half a game out of the fourth spot.
  • Michaud, courtesy of his win over Vaghi, is now two games out of a playoff spot after being 3.5 games out last week.
  • I picked up only one game on Billy in the race to escape last place.

CATEGORY LEADERS (Including Ties)
  • DiMaio: Hits, Runs, Home Runs, Runs Batted In (4)
  • List: Strikeouts, Saves, Earned Run Average (3)
  • Eric: Wins, Walks/Hits Per Inning (2)
  • Kenney: Stolen Bases, On Base Percentage (2)
  • Michaud: Home Runs (1)

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