Charity Lawson

  • Didn’t know that Charity was so much of a dog person to include that in her desired qualities.
  • Because she is a therapist herself, does she find men who have therapy experience more attractive?
  • Damn, 47 years together for Charity’s parents. Good for them.
  • Do love that Charity loves a good tailgate…as long as you get into the game before it starts.
  • Empathy is a good trade to look at in someone; doesn’t have to mean tons of philanthropy. Could just be good at reading people.

Aaron B.

29 Years Old
Software Salesman
San Diego, California
  • Does it say something that my eyes went immediately to the fact he eats peanut butter out of the jar? I fucking love it.
  • “Spheksophobic” could be a spelling bee word. And isn’t everyone afraid of wasps?
  • It kinda doesn’t look like Aaron B. knows how to take a staged photo, and I respect that.
  • Wow. First guy and a former football player. It doesn’t say what level.
  • Cajun food is spicy and I like spicy food.

Aaron S.

33 Years Old
Firefighter
San Diego, California
  • A real life Superman? He does not look like Clark Kent.
  • He is describing himself as mysterious…is that really the best thing for a show that needs expediency?
  • He is an adventure…West Coast man.
  • FRO-YO delivered?? That is crazy. Topping whatever, but your Fro-Yo will melt.
  • Eh, Aaron S. is a big birthday guy. I don’t relate.
  • Austin Powers has been in my life a lot lately.

Adrian

33 Years Old
Realtor
Northridge, California
  • We have a father! Ring the bell!!
  • Blended house and SEVEN step sibilings?? Big time family man.
  • So he used to be fat…but now he is not. So he is a realtor by day and part time fitness instructor by night?
  • Majored in criminal justice…is a realtor…but becoming a physical trainer? Make up your mind man.
    • But he would like to be a culinary traveler. So you like to eat and travel?

Brayden

24 Years Old
Travel Nurse
San Diego, California
  • I have a hard time believing that Brayden, an attractive 24 year old traveling nurse, is ready to settle down.
  • Oh get off me with another dude who loves his dog more than life himself.
    • But River is a really good name for a dog.
  • Gonna be honest, Brayden bores the hell out of me.
  • He looks like an extra in a the life action version of Moana (2016).

Caleb A.

29 Years old
Resident Physician
Ann Arbor, Michigan
  • So this guy just finished all of his medical stuff and now he is going to settle down? I just don’t see this being plausible.
    • He works 80 hours a week. How is that a selling point for this show?
  • So he really is a workaholic both in terms of actual work and his hobbies. Wanting to byuild a whole houseseems extensive.
  • Uh, a pet lizard. Not allowed.
  • What is “trash pizza?”
  • This guy prioritizes himself a lot.

Caleb B.

24 YEARS OLD
Pro Wrestler
Orlando, Florida
  • Oh, so he likes to play the heel. Interesting.
  • Feel like you need to where your heart on your sleeve as a wrestler.
  • What outfit is he employed in, or is he indie?
  • Okay, mentioning that hand makde necklace means he has one, right?
  • I do believe Caleb B. can pull off a cowboy hat.

Chris

27 Years Old
World Record Jumper
White Plains, New York
  • Sir, that is not a real job. Sir, that is not a real paying job.
  • Another football player, but they define him as small town.
  • Okay, dunking is not a sport. Basketball is the sport and dunking is a part of it.
  • Chris is going to score points with some about the apple picking and the binge watching of Grey’s Anatomy.

Dotun

30 Years old
Integrative Medicine Specialist
Brooklyn, New York
  • How do you pronounce “Dotun”?
  • His job sounds remarkably challenging.
  • Spontaneity and enough money to just go on a 45 day Europe trip. Damn. Would love that.
  • Terrible at movie trivia…does that mean he watches movies and doesn’t know anything or that he doesn’t know any movies at all.
  • Being head of the CIA would be very cool.
  • I think I like Dotun.

James

28 Years Old
Attorney
Chicago, Illinois
  • James is attractive in the I have a baby face and I don’t look like I’m 28 years old.
  • He wants to travel the world; seems to be a theme at the start of these bios. Why don’t people like staying home.
  • I like the honest and straightforward way of living. Makes sense for a lawyer,
  • Don’t love the idea that his first date would be at a family location. Need a bit of seperation.
  • He is a wee bit of a frenchie and loves Olivia Rodrigo. I can agree with both of these things.
  • Sorry James, not getting a tattoo.

Joe

32 years old
Tech Operations Director
San Francisco, California
  • I do not find Joe attractive, I am sorry. I bet he looks better on camera.
  • I do connect with his career more than anyone else right now.
  • Joe does look like a hiker. I get that.
  • UGHHH EDM festivals. Do you have dance partners at EDM festivals?
  • O, wait. A tub of peanut M&Ms is the key to his soul? I will unlock with those as well.

Joey

27 Years old
Tennis Pro
Lawai, Hawaii
  • Joey is hot.
  • So he moved to the most beautiful place in the US and teaches tennis? This guy is kind of thriving, no?
  • How did he become a die hard Green Bay Packers fan>
    • Thoughts on the Aaron Rodgers trade?
  • An avid star gazer? Myst mean he is good at eye contact, I think he is used to getting attention.
  • Golf is a recent obsession? Joey, you are fucked. It will consume your life.

John

27 Years old
Data Scientist
New York, New York
  • I thought “data analyst” actually said “date analyst” so I got really angry but then I corrected myself.
  • I don’t know who Chelsea Cutler is. I wonder if he is going to the new Harry Potter popup in the city. I see it in my way to work.
  • O, John is deep in the TikTok. He is gonna do a dance with fellas if he gets hold of a phone.
  • He has been to all but two continents; what are the two he is missing?
  • Does he like Negroni after they got popular because of House Of the Dragon TikTok?

John Henry

30 Years Old
Underwater Welder
Virginia Beach, Virginia
  • John Henry is very attractive.
  • Underwater Welder seems like a very strange but interesting job.
  • I don’t feel like diving is something as easily accessible as parachuting.
  • John Henry kinda looks like a combination of Brooks Koepka and Josh Allen.
  • Oh Fuck you John Henry. 20 movies your whole life? That is just insane.

Josh

28 Years Old
Harvard Grad Student
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
  • Okay, if he works at a non-profit now, then why is his job listed as Harvard Grad Student?
  • Two younger brothers he helped raise? What tragic story lies underneath the surface?
  • I love board games and can get some love behind a speakeasy.
  • So now he is back in Harvard. It is his thing now after the non-profit stint.
  • Ok, Josh is wreaking a little bit of privilege. To change his mind a bit and then to have camped out in 27 national parks before he was six? He didn’t do any other the heavy lifting of cmaping.
  • Easter is a bad holiday. Bad take Josh.

Kaleb K.

26 Years Old
Construction Salesman
Norcross, Georgia
  • Here we have it. Another football player. But he played at Auburn; that is no joke.
  • He has a lot of football puns in his bio. More than most. I don’t think that bodes well.
  • Kaleb K. hating on Mayo…yes sir. We are on the same team.
  • I like the wanting to visit South Korea to explore heritage. That is more specific than that people just wanting to world travel.

Khalid

28 Years Old
Tech Recruiter
Dearborn, Michigan
  • Big family with big family dinners; that is what we saw of Charity’s family when Zach went on the hometown date with her.
  • So he does look like a little bit of a gym nerd. Muscles and gaming comic books.
  • Ability to teleport would be good super power. Probably in my top three.
  • He is a tech recruiter but wants to own his own farm. Interesting dynamic.

Michael

28 Years Old
Yacht Captain
Chicago, Illinois
  • A yacht captain? Michael has to watch Below Deck. Has to.
  • He is a sentimental gift guy, so does he bring one out of the limo with him?
  • He has the romantic grandfather angle. We going to get the same adoration as Gabby’s grandfather?
  • Oh, he collects cologne? How many did he pack? I am putting seven on the table.
  • What is a rainwater shower head?

Nick

32 Years Old
HR Executive
Bayonne, New Jersey
  • Nick is a hunk. That is the word I would use.
  • An Army vet. He makes it to week two, at least.
  • Interesting that he wants to live in Shanghai.
  • Holy shit I love his dream dinner! Keanu Reeves, Bill Burr, Taylor Swift and Charity. Simply awesome choices. You have charm, beauty, amusement and I’ll let you decide what adjectives go where.
  • Simple man with Walmart being his eatery, but he wants to cook a dream meal for someone?

Peter

33 Years Old
Airline Pilot
New York, New York
  • Here comes the pilot. I feel like every pilot that appears on this show is clean shaven.
  • He is “the life of the party”, which does scare me a little bit. Too much positive energy is tough.
  • Ohhh, so when this bio was written for Peter, did he not know that Charity would be the Bachelorette. Because it says “He can’t wait to meet the Bachelorette to see if she’s the perfect match he’s been looking for.”
  • I would love to play Peter in pickleball. I wonder if they added a court at the mansion.
  • What is Peter’s favorite Mario Kart game?

Sean

25 Years Old
Software Sales Rep
Tampa, Florida
  • Fun fact, Sean used to be an intern at Barstool Sports where he was called Hot Sean. I remember there was a very early Rough N’ Rowdy when he had a camera but wasn’t taking photos and Dave made fun of his for it.
  • French Bulldog…we just don’t have any cat people yet, do we?
  • Sean just bought a home in Tampa Bay. So is he willing to relocate.
  • Golf and boat trips, his picture does tell that tale.
  • I can apprecaite someone who admits to being a bad texter.
  • I am. nota hair guy, so i don’t get why people care so much for something you can put a hat on.

Spencer

32 Years Old
Medical Sales Director
Moorpark, California
  • We have a second father! Adrian and Spencer are the two.
  • Again, another long ideal date that involves hiking.
  • Just from this bio, I don’t think Spencer lasts too long. It is just a vibe.
  • Sorry Spencer, you cannot pull off the pink shirt as well as Nick.
  • Interesting he wants to run for a local government some day.

Tanner

30 Years Old
Mortgage Lender
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
  • Okay, again with the job manipulation. Bio says fitness instructor but the title under his name says mortgage lender. What pays the bills and what’s a hobby?
  • Dogs. Dogs. Dogs. This guy loves dogs.
  • Omg a a dog is in his fun facts too. Sure Everyone loves Golden’s.
  • I respect the hating of a messy kitchen. Is he going to be the house mom of the Manion?
  • Also love giving high fives. Okay Tanner, you are feast of famine, but prolly famine because you spend so much money on dogs.

Taylor

32 Yars Old
Loan Officer
Springboro, Ohio
  • Taylor looks like a midwestern boy. I can see it. He wears the same shirt in the winter but throws a flannel on over it.
  • He doesn’t love doing romantic gestures…while that us the normal thing outside of this show, I am not entirely sure its going to work on The Bachelorette.
  • Another dog reference. What would happen if these bios writers couldn’t reference dogs or football?
  • Music you can bum and grind to just reminds me of middle school dances.

Warwick

27 Years Old
Construction Manager
Nashville, Tennessee
  • Love the “adorably awkward” Warwick. I love it.
  • Grabbing a dinner and seeing a play, I can get behind that.
  • I don’t think we have had a lot of Japanese representation on this show?
  • Warwick is a rule follower, which means that he is going to get pissed with someone breaks. the rules and talks to Charity twice.

Xavier

27 Years Old
Biomedical Scientist
Carrboro, North Carolina
  • Jesus Christ, Xavier is going to tower over Charity coming out of the limo at 6’6″.
  • So words are affirmation are a love language for him.
  • Xavier enjoys his parents loving family, as does Charity. Interesting.
  • Okay, Xavier’s confusing me with his vibe. He seems to enjoy laying low with knitting and video games, but his first date is skydiving? So a thrill seeker but only in special occasions.

The Bachelorette premieres Monday, June 26th on ABC.

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