“The Holdovers” Is A Rare Bleak Comedy Comfort Watch
Truly, The Holdovers is at its simplest, very pleasurable. It hits all the right notes while adding some unreal unique ticks.
Halo S2E1 Instant Reaction – “Sanctuary”
Here we go. Time to being Halo season two.
My Quick Thoughts On “True Detective: Night Country”
These are just my thoughts. This is a stream of consciousness blog. You’ve been warned.
It’s Incredible. Plain And Simple.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (2023) is fucking outstanding. Plain and simple.
“Sanctuary” Is A Unique Play On Power Dynamics, And Most Definitely NSFW
Sanctuary (2023) is a strange movie, and one you should not watch on a train sitting next to someone.
“Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire” Is A Piss-Poor Homage Fest.
Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire was meant to be a Star Wars movie. Snyder pitched it to LucasFilm as such, but they turned it down. He took his vision and made it a science fiction franchise of his own. Unfortunately, not everyone can be George Lucas.
“Expenda4bles” Knows Its Bad, And Its Right About It.
For a middle-school action mind like myself, Expenda4bles is just a short ride on the nostalgia tracks where the fuel is fonder memories of better films.
“Eclipse” Is A Very Good Hate Watch
Eclipse is basically a two-on-one date that stretches out way too long.
“The Exorcist: Believer” Fails To Pay Homage Or Entertain.
What an absolute shit movie. Sorry to be blunt, but there are no other words to describe this abhorrent attempt at a franchise reboot.
Emotional & Profound. “Close” Falls Into The ‘Important Film To Watch’ Category.
Turns out that Close is an outstandingly complex and emotional Belgian drama nominated at the 96th Academy Awards. Belgian director and writer Lukas Dhont orchestrates a devastatingly sad and honest portrayal of youthful angst and sorrow.
“Five Nights At Freddy’s” Is Fine For Low Expectations
Peacock now presents Five Nights At Freddy’s, the perfect PG-13 “horror” movie to appease the hungry youth and desperate parents.
“The Bachelor” Week One Power Rankings
“The Bachelor” Week One Power Rankings – Where my head is at heading into week two
How Many Core Memories Are Shared?
How Many Core Memories Are Shared Between Parents And Kids?
A Quick Fix To Award Shows.
This one is inspired by Barstool’s Tommy Smokes. If you don’t know him, give him a follow. If you do know him, unfollow him, then refollow him. He feasts off of clout.
“Past Lives” Is Retrospection Done Beautifully
Have you ever wondered what it’d be like if you could go back and revisit life altering decisions?
A Good Rated-R Comedy! | “No Hard Feelings”
We love it when a movie star just goes for it. We love it when an A-List personality and very talented actor decides it’s time to say “fuck it” and throws everything against the wall when making a project. And we especially love it when it’s in a HARD R-rated comedy.
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