Back At The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 6 Recap
Back At The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 6 Recap
The 96th Academy Awards – Stanko’s Version (Version 21.0)
The 96th Academy Awards – Stanko’s Version (Version 21.0)
Have You Ever Heard Of “Texas Killing Fields”?
The viewing experience of the Texas Killing Fields is like eating a canterbury Easter bunny. You look at the film’s IMDB page and it is hard not to get excited. The cast is full of recognizable names and the premise of the story seems bullet-proof. The film is based on a true story and seems to have the appropriate sense of scale. You want to bite into it and be showered in indulgence. However, this viewing adventure ends up being remarkably hollow and begins to crumble when pressure is applied.
The Real Reason For Sundays Fantasy Football Week 5 Recap
The Real Reason For Sundays Fantasy Football Week 5 Recap
Back At The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 5 Recap
Back At The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 5 Recap
“Sliver” Is A Hard Pass. Thanks For Nothing Billy Baldwin.
Sliver forces the audience to shy away from the screen because of its subject matter and how it goes about illustrating its debaucherous sleazy nature.
The 96th Academy Awards – Stanko’s Version (Version 20.0)
The 96th Academy Awards – Stanko’s Version (Version 20.0)
“The Blackening” Is A Surprise In The Best Way. It’s Eminently Self Aware And It Works.
The perfect plane movie. Possibly the best plane movie experience I have ever had. The Blackening (2023) is a horror comedy (released in June for some reason) that takes every single horror movie trope about black culture and characters and skewers the expected with laugh-out-loud satirical and oh shit sass-oozing wit.
The Real Reason For Sundays Fantasy Football Week 4 Recap
The Real Reason For Sundays Fantasy Football Week 4 Recap
Back At The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 4 Recap
Back At The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 4 Recap
“The Bikeriders” Trailer Reaction
Let’s get out in front of this. Austin Butler is one sexy mother fucker, and the James Dean persona he is bringing to The Bikeriders (2023) is not fair to the rest of the male population.
The 96th Academy Awards – Stanko’s Version (Version 19.0)
The 96th Academy Awards – Stanko’s Version (Version 19.0)
The Real Reason For Sundays Fantasy Football Week 3 Recap
PREAMBLE I am currently lying in bed sick as a dog writing this preamble, but I am not nearly as sick Eric. I can only imagine what he felt like […]
Back At The REEEEEEM Fantasy Football Week 3 Recap
PREAMBLE I am this preamble from my bed. Went to bed last night at like 8:30 PM, and slept till 11 AM this morning. Fuck Emma’s students. They got her […]
The 96th Academy Awards – Stanko’s Version (Version 18.0)
ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE My Nominations MY WINNER: Cillian Murphy – “Oppenheimer” ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE My Nominations MY WINNER: Robert Downey Jr. – “Oppenheimer” ACTRESS IN A […]
“Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania” Shrinks Under The Pressure Of Trying To Keep Marvel Afloat
“Scott Lang and Hope Van Dyne are dragged into the Quantum Realm, along with Hope’s parents and Scott’s daughter Cassie. Together they must find a way to escape, but what […]
Stanko's Stance 