Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Two (April 1 – April 7)
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WEEK TWO SCOREBOARD
Vaghi and Stanko tied, 5-5-1.
For the second straight week, I have gone up against the best โHitโ category performer.
Vaghi had Spencer Steer and Nolan Arenado each had nine hits.
Steer had three home runs and nine RBI. Not too shabby.
I was fortunate to get the tie. Really just crippled by the fact that my first round draft pick may be out for the year. It was nice knowing you Spencer Strider.
Eric humbled Kenney, 9-1-1
Eric cruises into first place in the standings with a dominant win over Kenney.
Kenney ranked seventh or worst in five of the six hitting categories and Eric took advantage.
Ericโs team performed remarkably well in the pitching categories.
Eric had the best week in strikeouts, wins and saves. Also ranked third in ERA and WHIP.
Huntley eked out a 6-4-1 win over Billy.
I have reached the point in my flight where I am no longer getting WiFi even though I paid for it, so I am frustrated.ย
Billy is one of two teams yet to win this season.
Last week, Huntley had the worst WHIP in the two years Iโve been tracking. Now he had the best WHIP of the week and is the first to go sub 1.000.
DiMaio cruised to a 8-2-1 win over List.
How DiMaio only had two wins with his team having an ERA under 2.00 and nearly under 1.00 is bonkers. Not entirely show how that math works.
List did not have any luck in the hitting categories, besides stolen bases where he led the league.
Bove and Michaud tied, 5-5-1.
Michaud and Bove were very close in the hitting categories, but Michaud took the edge.
Justin had one more RBI and one more SB and the OBP was a difference of hundreths of a decimal point.
Bove cruised the pitching categories, granted he only had one more win.
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