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My 2023 NFL Predictions & Win Totals
Surely no one is going to care about this but me, but I went through every single game of the NFL and have given my totally uneducated thoughts on how […]
Surely no one is going to care about this but me, but I went through every single game of the NFL and have given my totally uneducated thoughts on how each team will finish. The best part about doing this whole thing is to see how wrong you are at the end of the season. Surely I will have many HORRENDOUS picks, and many will look at my side-eyed to either my chalkiness or absurdity.
The NFL season is upon us. Time to begin caring more about a sport than anyone should.
Let’s get after it.
AFC EAST
| PLACE | TEAM | OVERALL RECORD | DIVISION RECORD |
| 1. | Buffalo Bills | 12-5 | 4-2 |
| 2. | New York Jets | 11-6 | 4-2 |
| 3. | Miami Dolphins | 10-7 | 3-3 |
| 4. | New England Patriots | 8-9 | 1-5 |
AFC NORTH
| PLACE | TEAM | OVERALL RECORD | DIVISION RECORD |
| 1. | Cincinnati Bengals | 12-5 | 4-2 |
| 2. | Cleveland Browns | 11-6 | 3-3 |
| 3. | Baltimore Ravens | 11-6 | 3-3 |
| 4. | Pittsburgh Steelers | 10-7 | 2-4 |
AFC SOUTH
| PLACE | TEAM | OVERALL RECORD | DIVISION RECORD |
| 1. | Jacksonville Jaguars | 11-6 | 4-2 |
| 2. | Tennessee Titans | 10-7 | 3-3 |
| 3. | Houston Texans | 4-12-1 | 2-4 |
| 4. | Indianapolis Colts | 3-14 | 3-3 |
AFC WEST
| PLACE | TEAM | OVERALL RECORD | DIVISION RECORD |
| 1. | Kansas CIty Chiefs | 13-4 | 3-3 |
| 2. | Los Angeles Chargers | 10-7 | 2-4 |
| 3. | Denver Broncos | 6-11 | 3-3 |
| 4. | Las Vegas Raiders | 3-14 | 2-4 |
NFC EAST
| PLACE | TEAM | OVERALL RECORD | DIVISION RECORD |
| 1. | Philadelphia Eagles | 13-4 | 5-1 |
| 2. | Dallas Cowboys | 8-9 | 2-4 |
| 3. | New York Giants | 7-10 | 3-3 |
| 4. | Washington Commanders | 6-11 | 2-4 |
NFC NORTH
| PLACE | TEAM | OVERALL RECORD | DIVISION RECORD |
| 1. | Detroit Lions | 11-6 | 4-2 |
| 2. | Green Bay Packers | 10-7 | 2-4 |
| 3. | Minnesota Vikings | 9-8 | 4-2 |
| 4. | Chicago Bears | 8-9 | 2-4 |
NFC SOUTH
| PLACE | TEAM | OVERALL RECORD | DIVISION RECORD |
| 1. | New Orleans Saints | 8-9 | 3-3 |
| 2. | Atlanta Falcons | 7-10 | 4-2 |
| 3. | Tampa Bay Buccaneers | 4-13 | 3-3 |
| 4. | Carolina Panthers | 3-14 | 2-4 |
NFC WEST
| PLACE | TEAM | OVERALL RECORD | DIVISION RECORD |
| 1. | San Francisco 49ers | 13-4 | 5-1 |
| 2. | Seattle Seahawks | 10-7 | 4-2 |
| 3. | Los Angeles Rams | 7-10 | 3-3 |
| 4. | Arizona Cardinals | 1-15-1 | 0-6 |
2023-24 NFL PLAYOFFS
AFC
WILD CARD ROUND
- #7 New York Jets @ #2 Cincinnati Bengals
- #6 Baltimore Ravens @ #3 Buffalo Bills
- #5 Cleveland Browns @ #4 Jacksonville Jaguars
DIVISIONAL ROUND
- #7 New York Jets @ #1 Kansas City Chiefs
- #5 Cleveland Browns @ #3 Buffalo Bills
CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP
- #3 Buffalo Bills @ #1 Kansas City Chiefs
NFC
WILD CARD ROUND
- #7 Minnesota Vikings @ #2 Philadelphia Eagles
- #6 Green Bay @ #3 Detroit Lions
- #5 Seattle Seahawks @ #4 New Orleans Saints
DIVISIONAL ROUND
- #5 Seattle Seahakws @ #1 San Francisco 49ers
- #6 Green Bay Packers @ #2 Philadelphia Eagles
CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIP
- #2 Philadelphia Eagles @ #1 San Francisco 49ers
SUPER BOWL
- Philadelphia Eagles defeat the Buffalo Bills
AWARDS
AP Most Valuable Player: Jalen Hurts, Philadelphia Eagles
AP Coach Of The Year: Kyle Shanahan, San Francisco 49ers
AP Offensive Player Of The Year: A.J. Brown, Philadelphia Eagles
AP Defensive Player Of The Year: Fred Warner, San Francisco 49ers
AP Offensive Rookie Of The Year: Bijan Robinson, Atlanta Falcons
AP Defensive Rookie Of The Year: Jalen Carter, Philadelphia Eagles
OVER/UNDERS
Arizona Cardinals – Under 4.5 Wins
Atlanta Falcons – Under 8.5 Wins
Baltimore Ravens – Over 10.5 Wins
Buffalo Bills – Over 10.5 Wins
Carolina Panthers – Under 7.5 Wins
Chicago Bears – Over 7.5 Wins
Cincinnati Bengals – Over 11.5 Wins
Cleveland Browns – Over 9.5 Wins
Dallas Cowboys – Under 9.5 Wins
Denver Broncos – Under 8.5 Wins
Detroit Lions – Over 9.5 Wins
Green Bay Packers – Over 7.5 Wins
Houston Texans – Under 6.5 Wins
Indianapolis Colts – Under 6.5 Wins
Jacksonville Jaguars – Over 9.5 Wins
Kansas City Chiefs – Over 11.5 Wins
Las Vegas Raiders – Under 6.5 Wins
Los Angeles Chargers – Over 9.5
Los Angeles Rams – Over 6.5 Wins
Miami Dolphins – Over 9.5 Wins
Minnesota Vikings – Over 8.5 Wins
New England Patriots – Over 7.5 Wins
New Orleans Saints – Under 9.5 Wins
New York Giants – Over 7.5 Wins
New York Jets – Over 9.5 Wins
Philadelphia Eagles – Over 11.5 Wins
Pittsburgh Steelers – Over 8.5 Wins
San Francisco 49ers – Over 10.5 Wins
Seattle Seahawks – Over 8.5 Wins
Tampa Bay Buccaneers – Under 6.5 Wins
Tennessee Titans – Over 7.5 Wins
Washington Commanders – Under 6.5 Wins
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