Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Sixteen (July 24 – July 30)
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Well here I am. A humbled 30 year old who is slightly embarrassed to be addressing this group after my lack of intelligence displayed last week. But I am a […]
Well here I am. A humbled 30 year old who is slightly embarrassed to be addressing this group after my lack of intelligence displayed last week. But I am a stubborn son of a bitch. I am here to answer the bell even if I am unconscious on the mat. I am like Scott Sterling, if anyone has seen those YouTube videos.
This week had a ton of close matchups and there has been a shift in the playoff picture. It would also appear that Michael DiMaio can officially call himself the regular season champ.
And here we are, week 16. Let’s take a look at it.

One hit. Bove had a good week hitting the ball. He just fell one hit short. Christian Yelich and Mickey Moniak had seven hits each, but it was Elly De La Cruz who rebounded from his LVP week with a team-leading eight hits. Jarren Duran and Paul Goldschmidt also had five or more hits each as well. Bove had San Diego’s Ha-Seong Kim and Cleveland’s Josh Naylor each had nine hits, and Christian Walker dropped seven hits in the bucket.
The runs category was all Bove, all the time. I fell behind early in the week and never saw Bove pass me. Kyle Tucker and Kim had a team-best six runs scored each. Matt Chapman had five runs scored, and Adley Ruschman, Christian Walker and Kyle Schwarber each scored four times. My top run scorers were Ian Happ and Elly De La Cruz who each had five runs scored.
Home runs mirrored hits, just a one swing difference. Team Stanko had 10 home runs with four players hitting two home runs; Happ, Yelich, Goldschmidt, and De La Cruz. Bove had nine home runs, with three batters hitting two runs scored: Chapman, Walker, and Kim.
I won the RBI category. Holy shit. Did not think that was necessarily possible. I was able to take this category from Bove on the last day when I collected six RBI and he only had three. My top RBI producers of the week were Yelich and Goldschmidt who each had six runs batted in. Happ had four RBIs as well in just 13 at-bats. On Bove’s side of the dugout he is patting the back of Sim, again, who led his team with five RBIs. Somehow Schwarber had four runs batted in despite only having two hits.
If Bove didn’t have power, he had speed. 10 stolen bases for Team Bove is best in the league for this week. Again, Kim led the way with three stolen bases, joined by CJ Abrams. Andres Giminez had two swipes. I only have five stolen bases with Durran stealing two bags for the Boston Red Sox.
Bove’s team won the OBP category and it is due in large part to some truly outrageous OBP stat lines. Schwarber had only two hits in 15 at-bats, but he had 11 walks. 11! He finished the week with a .481 OBP, which is second on the team only to Kim. Fucking Kim is everywhere! Triston Casas was my only player with an OBP of over .400. Yelich had more than 20 at-bats and he finished at a .370 clip.
The strikeouts category is now a sore subject for me. Almost felt like I didn’t deserve to win it this week. I was able to take it on the final day because I had four pitchers pitch; my two relievers Camilo Doval and Will Smith and two C-Rate starters Michael Kopech and Dean Kremmer. Kremmer had his start and beat the Yankees. Extra icing. In terms of standout performers, he belongs to Bove’s staff. Spencer Strider had 10 strikeouts against the Boston Red Sox and allowed just two earned runs. He is so fucking good.
Despite Strider pitching well enough to win, Bove’s only pitch staff win came from the new Texas Ranger Max Scherzer. In his final start with the Mets struck out seven in seven innings and surrendered just one run. I got two wins from my staff, and one came from my closer Doval against the Red Sox. The other was from Kevin Guasman who has been my best pitcher all year long.
Saves, not very exciting to write about. My only save came from Doval. Bove got a save from Toronto closer Jordan Romano and two from Tampa Bay Rays closer Pete Fairbanks. Neither of Bove’s closers allowed any runs.
Jon Gray stinks. He allowed six runs scored in five innings pitched. He simply can’t pitch against the Astros. Nobody else was really that great either. Braxton Garrett had six innings of shutout pitching for Miami, and both James Paxton and Guassman had less than 2.00 ERA. Issue is that Kopech, Kremer, Doval and Smith all had ERAs of 5.40 or higher. I already mentioned how Scherzer dealt to a 1.29 ERA, but there is also Strider and Merril Kelley who each pitched well. And you are always gonna be in better shape when your three relievers staff don’t allow a single run.
Mr. Bove’s pitching was just consistent. No starter had absolutely stellar numbers, but none had absolutely catastrophic either. The best WHIP of Bove’s staff is Bryan Bello and his effort against the Atlanta Braves. Bove had both starters in the pitchers duel that was Strider vs. Bello. Corbin Burnes had another good start for me and had a team-best 0.67 WHIP. Reid Detmers threw to a 1.07 WHIP but was slightly outdone by Garrett’s 1.00.

While Schwarber having 11 walks is gobsmackingly good, we are heading to the West Coast for Bove’s MVP. Ha-Seong Kim of San Diego had 18 at-bats while in Bove’s lineup. During that time he had nine hits (tied for Bove’s best), six runs scored (tied for best), two home runs (tied for best), five RBI (most on team), and three stolen bases (tied for best). He had a .609 OBP, which is just bonkers. I have never heard of Ha-Seong Kim before but he earned his stripes this week.
The major grip Bove has in the pitching category is in the wins category, but tough to pin and LVP on a pitcher for their team not giving run support. I will migrate back up the Bove’s batters and the obvious selection is Lane Thomas of the Washington Nationals. Bove needed just one more hit to tie the category, but this fella decided it was time to go on a slide. It is a testament to Bove’s team that Thomas’s .200 OBP didn’t even put a dent in the category.
Christian Yelich BARELY gets this MVP nod over Paul Goldschmidt. And I mean barely. The reason I am giving it to Yelich is because he got me two RBIs on Sunday and helped me win the RBI category for just the third time this season. Sitting in last place I have to take into account the little things, and getting these small victories is just enough. Yelich finished the week going 7-for-24 with four runs scored (second best on my team), two home runs (tied for best), six RBI (tied for best), one stolen base (tied for second best) and a 0.370 OBP. Just a damn good week for a good ballplayer.
Jon Gray stinks now, but I don’t really have any other options. The Texas Rangers starter allowed six earned runs in five innings against the Houston Astros. He does not like playing his division rivals. He has allowed 11 earned runs and 14 hits in his last 11 innings against them. I lost the ERA and WHIP battle, and while I don’t think he was enough to swing the entire battle, it would have made it not a romp.

MVP TRACKER: Albies (1), Burnes (1), De La Cruz (2), Mullins (3), Goldschmidt (2), Soto (1), Steer (2), Verdugo (1), Walls (1), Yelich (2)
LVP TRACKER: Albies (1), Burnes (1), Casas (1), De La Cruz (1), Gausman (1), Goldschmidt (1), Gore (1), Gray (2), Paxton (1), Peralta (1), Soto (1), Sale (1), St. Louis Cardinals (1), Walls (1), Wisdom (1)




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