Fantasy Baseball Recap: Finals (August 28 – September 10)
Congratulations to the now longer Last Place Kenney. Michael Kenney is your 2023 Fantasy Baseball Champion, and he made sure to make absolutely no doubt about it.
The Control Room Parlay: Week 1
Folks, the Control Room Parlay is BACK. And it is literally bigger than ever. Yes, yes, yes, this is only the second year of it. But this year, we will […]
NFL Week 1 Picks
*Bet Responsibly* Last Regular Season: Straight Up: 164-105-2 (60.89%)Against The Spread: 137-126-8 (52.03%)Over/Under: 126-142-3 (47.05%)Mortal Locks: 11-7 (61.11%) ODDS AS OF THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 7th at 8:36 AM) Thursday, September 7th […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Semifinals (August 14 – August 27)
The final is set. Michael Kenney rudely dispatched of Vaghi to the garbage-filled curb, but that beating falls well short of the massive upset that Eric conjured against the top […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Eighteen (August 7 – August 13)
First of all, apologies. I guess I didn’t include the projections last week. That is my fault. I took an edible when I got home and I must have been […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Seventeen (July 31 – August 6)
The regular season is winding down, as is the time for my super in depth recaps. Next week there is going to be something a tad different just for the […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Sixteen (July 24 – July 30)
Well here I am. A humbled 30 year old who is slightly embarrassed to be addressing this group after my lack of intelligence displayed last week. But I am a […]
“The Bachelorette” Week Five Recap & Power Rankings
So can we be honest here? This episode of The Bachelorette was bad. It dragged. It had no drama at all. We all knew who was going home right from […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Fifteen (July 17 – July 23) – WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
I was going to talk about my surprise win, but in writing this report I have realized what is possibly a flaw in the system? Literally ESPN making a mistake, […]
“The Bachelorette” Week Four Recap & Power Rankings
WE ARE WATCHING THIS LIVE. Fuck the 9:00 PM EST start time. Emma, myself, and two of our friends are all on vacation together in Cape Cod right now and […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Fourteen (July 3 – July 16)
Folks I am writing this from the friendly confines of a beach cottage in cape cod. I am on vacation, so apologies if the analysis is not as deep. Just […]
“The Bachelorette” Week Three Recap & Power Rankings
As we begin this recap of week three, it is important to note that there are only 14 guys left. That is not a lot at all. Charity is kinda […]
“The Bachelorette” Week Two Recap & Power Rankings
HOLLYWOOD ONE-ON-ONE DATE DODGEBALL GROUP DATE JOEY’S GROUP DATE BBQ DRAMA & BRAYDEN BEING STUPID ROSE CEREMONY (MY) POWER RANKINGS No. 14Brayden (Last Week #7) No. 13Michael (Last Week #5) […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Thirteen (June 26 – July 2)
Listen, I don’t know what happened. I set the best lineup I could. I didn’t fold. I didn’t give up. My team, it just, well to put it plainly, it […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Twelve (June 12 – June 25)
I am running behind schedule here because work has been crazy. Only guy running the Barstool Sports control room for a day is not fun day in the office. Can’t […]
Fantasy Baseball Recap: Week Eleven (June 11 – June 18)
I should be upset that I lost to Billy Drakeley, but I am not that upset. Do you know why? BECAUSE THE BOSTON RED SOX JUST SWEPT THE NEW YORK […]
Stanko's Stance 