Ranking John McTiernan’s Films Full List
Ranking all 11 of John McTiernan’s feature films.
Ranking John McTiernan Films: #1 – “Predator” (1987)
Men. Manly men. It’s the most testosterone-filled movie of all time. The theme song for Two And A Half Men could be retrofitted for Predator because it’s all about the fucking muscular juggernauts that bulge out of the screen.
Ranking John McTiernan Films: #2 – “Die Hard” (1988)
Yippee-Ki-Yay Mother Fucker!!!
Ranking John McTiernan Films: #3 – “The Hunt For Red October” (1990)
Remember. One ping only.
Ranking John McTiernan Films: #4 – “Die Hard With A Vengeance” (1995)
John McTiernan lone sequel project is a damn good one.
Ranking John McTiernan Films: #5 – “The Thomas Crown Affair” (1999)
The Thomas Crown Affair is McTiernan’s first remake, and the movie he chose to make is strange.
Ranking John McTiernan Films: #6 – “Last Action Hero” (1993)
Oh wait, it was a disaster from start to finish? Genuinely, it shocked me.
Ranking John McTiernan Films: #7 – “Basic” (2003)
It’s nice to see that for a final hurrah, McTiernan stepped up his game and made a movie that is at least interesting
Ranking John McTiernan Films: #8 – “Nomads” (1986)
It’s a strange film, not necessarily a good movie. Yet, somehow, Nomads sticks in your crawl.
Ranking John McTiernan Films: #9 – “Medicine Man” (1992)
Medicine Man is such a strange movie—the premise, the execution, the idea—all of it.
Ranking John McTiernan Films: #10 – “The 13th Warrior” (1999)
Yikes. What happened here? I mean this in the nicest way, but The 13th Warrior is the dumbest movie that John McTiernan has directed.
Ranking John McTiernan Films: #11 – “Rollerball” (2002)
Watching Rollerball is a messy situation. Does it make any sense whatsoever? Absolutely not. Is it well made, written, acted, or directed? Nope.
Ranking John McTiernan’s Films
John McTiernan has directed 11 movies, and what a career he has had
One Ping Only | “The Hunt For Red October”
“In November 1984, the Soviet Union’s best submarine captain violates orders and heads for the U.S. in a new undetectable sub. The American CIA and military must quickly determine: Is […]
John McTiernan’s First Movie “Nomads” Is A Wandering Bit Of Potential
Nomads (1986) is a small budget thriller with a well-conceived premise but flawed execution.
“Predator” | Still An All-Time Great. One Of My Personal All-Time Favorites.
“A team of commandos on a mission in a Central American jungle find themselves hunted by an extraterrestrial warrior.” Director: John McTiernanWriters: Jim Thomas, John ThomasStaring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Carl Weathers, […]
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