“Boy Kills World” Steps In Its Own Creativity
Boy Kills World (2024) ‘s unique premise roped me in, but a crazy idea does not guarantee proper, entertaining execution.
“The Limey” Brings With It A Sly Smile
That’s right, it isn’t James Bond—time to get back to random old movies while I figure out my next big rankings spananza.
“Argylle” Is Action Vomit Spilled On Screen
What a colorful piece of shit.
“Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga” Delivers The Blood-Pumping Goods
this prequel takes the central idea of vengeance and uses it as fuel for gasoline and a bullet-filled explosion fest.
“Road House” Reboot Forgets What Made The Original A Classic
Swayze’s Road House has one major trait on its side that Gyllenhaal’s does not. There are no throats being ripped out in this reboot. Nothing of the sort.
“Monkey Man” Comes Out In Theaters Today, And I Can’t Wait
This is a PSA to everyone that Monkey Man (2024) drops in theaters today, Friday, April 5th.
“The Fall Guy” Trailer Reaction
The premise of The Fall Guy (2024) is not difficult to grasp, but its simplistic roots are what gives it so much potential.
“No Escape” Is Way More Than Its Poster Insinuates
This No Escape is very different from Ray Liotta’s 1994 No Escape. One is family friendly, and one is not.
“River Wild” Is Made For Action Slop Fanatics.
A small group of people must survive a harrowing experience in a unique environment while slowly learning that someone or something can’t be trusted. It becomes a fight for survival and the characters are pushed to limits they didn’t know they could emotionally or physically cross.
To Much Of A Good Thing Is “Thor: Love And Thunder”
Thor: Love And Thunder (2022) is Thor: Ragnarok (2017) cranked up to eleven. The director and cast are back with another adventure tinged with plenty of attempted comedy. Love And Thunder tries to amplify everything by bringing romance into the picture. Whether all the various bits, skits or decisions made work for you, well that’s what is up for subjective debate.
“Renfield” Is Demented, Deranged And A Great Bloody Surprise
Time to totally shut your brain off and enjoy a ton of mindless bloody violence. Yup, that is what Renfield (2023) is. You totally were expecting that, right?
The Violence Of “Sisu” Is Giggle Inducing
Do you love action? Do you love over-the-top violence? Do you hate Nazis?
May I introduce you to a little movie called Sisu (2023).
“Heart Of Stone” Sticks With Disappointing Netflix & Gadot Tradition
“An intelligence operative for a shadowy global peacekeeping agency races to stop a hacker from stealing its most valuable and dangerous weapon.” Director: Tom HarperWriters: Greg Rucka, Allison SchroederStaring: Gal […]
Zzzzz. Adam Driver’s Science Fiction Action Splash “65” Doesn’t Bring Any Excitement To The Table.
“An astronaut crash lands on a mysterious planet only to discover he’s not alone.” Directors: Scott Beck, Bryan WoodsWriters: Scott Beck, Bryan WoodsStaring: Adam Driver, Ariana Geeblatt, Chloe Coleman, Nika […]
Get Your Testosterone Levels Up! “Expend4bles” Trailer Is Out!
“The Expendables will square up against: an arms dealer who commands the might of a massive private army.“ Director: Scott WaughWriters: Kurt Wimmer, Tad Daggerhart, Max Adams, Dave Callaham, Spenser […]
This One Is Pretty Simple. “Sonic The Hedgehog 2” Is Exactly What You’d Expect.
the manic Dr Robotnik returns to Earth with a new ally, Knuckles the Echidna, Sonic and his new friend Tails is all that stands in their way.” Director: Jeff FowlerWriters: […]
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